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Shannon023
Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
TOP TEN REASONS MEN DON'T SAY "I LOVE YOU"

1. They don't mean it.

2. They want to get laid, but not *that* bad.

3. Their fathers didn't say it to their mothers.

4. It has become a throw-away phrase.

5. They don't want to be trapped in some long-term thing.

6. They've said it before and found out they were wrong.

7. They think it is much cooler to say it to other men, like Sammy and Frank.

8. It will lead to "I'll marry you".

9. It has become a throw-away phrase.

10. If they say it, their penises will fall off.

TOP TEN REASONS WOMEN WANT MEN TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"

1. They like the words.

2. Girls, at times, think that the "words" are important.

3. They can brag to their friends that they got him to do it.

4. It makes them feel all tingly to hear it.

5. Commitment/Power evil grin

6. He ain't gettin ANY unless he does.

7. It makes up for what a jerk he is the rest of the time.

8. It makes sex better.

9. The woman can say it back without risking rejection.

10. The woman wants to see his penis fall off.

:laugh: Happy Sunday! :heart:

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  • Mrs_McFadden
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    I love you Shannon but you need to get off your *kitten* k?

    (disclaimer: this is a reference to a comment and she's on my friends list!)
  • Marcia_11
    Marcia_11 Posts: 143 Member
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  • TortoiseJosiCat
    TortoiseJosiCat Posts: 7 Member
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    Haha very good ^^
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
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    Top reason that they do say it..........we want sex
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    I love you Shannon but you need to get off your *kitten* k?

    (disclaimer: this is a reference to a comment and she's on my friends list!)

    meltdown.gif I DON'T WANT TO!!!! brat-1.gif

    Okay, you're right. :laugh: :smooched:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    After years of being friends Shannon...you know. :heart: