Ode to My Sports Bra (rated PG)

jesse1117
jesse1117 Posts: 124 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
Dear sports bra, you are the best
At holding back my bouncing breasts!
You put me in a happy mood
When I have my mono-boob!
One day gravity will take hold
(I know it's part of getting old)
But right now you're so uplifting
I don't feel that down they're drifting.
I'd never rant, I have to rave it!
Of all my gym clothes, you're my favorite.

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  • jesse1117
    jesse1117 Posts: 124 Member
    Dear sports bra, you are the best
    At holding back my bouncing breasts!
    You put me in a happy mood
    When I have my mono-boob!
    One day gravity will take hold
    (I know it's part of getting old)
    But right now you're so uplifting
    I don't feel that down they're drifting.
    I'd never rant, I have to rave it!
    Of all my gym clothes, you're my favorite.
  • HappyathomeMN
    HappyathomeMN Posts: 498 Member
    Deftly supporting,
    not loudly retorting:
    Dear God what is this;
    elastic limits at maximum stress!
  • :laugh:

    Cute
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    You come in so many cute colors and styles
    I love to wear you when I run my miles
    You keep me from getting the proverbial black eye
    But when I am with you I just feel so darn dry!
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