Ode to My Sports Bra (rated PG)
jesse1117
Posts: 124 Member
Dear sports bra, you are the best
At holding back my bouncing breasts!
You put me in a happy mood
When I have my mono-boob!
One day gravity will take hold
(I know it's part of getting old)
But right now you're so uplifting
I don't feel that down they're drifting.
I'd never rant, I have to rave it!
Of all my gym clothes, you're my favorite.
At holding back my bouncing breasts!
You put me in a happy mood
When I have my mono-boob!
One day gravity will take hold
(I know it's part of getting old)
But right now you're so uplifting
I don't feel that down they're drifting.
I'd never rant, I have to rave it!
Of all my gym clothes, you're my favorite.
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Dear sports bra, you are the best
At holding back my bouncing breasts!
You put me in a happy mood
When I have my mono-boob!
One day gravity will take hold
(I know it's part of getting old)
But right now you're so uplifting
I don't feel that down they're drifting.
I'd never rant, I have to rave it!
Of all my gym clothes, you're my favorite.0 -
Deftly supporting,
not loudly retorting:
Dear God what is this;
elastic limits at maximum stress!0 -
:laugh:
Cute0 -
You come in so many cute colors and styles
I love to wear you when I run my miles
You keep me from getting the proverbial black eye
But when I am with you I just feel so darn dry!0
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