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The real reason we are fat .... i giggle for ya
mandz79
Posts: 6
At last I know why I've got fat hips!!!.
When taking a shower I often use the rest of the shampoo to lather myself.
Well, yesterday I read what twas written on the bottle -
"For xtra volume and body" What a shock!!!!
No wonder it is so difficult to keep my weight under control.
As from now I will use dish-washing liquid for showering.
It claims,
"Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"
When taking a shower I often use the rest of the shampoo to lather myself.
Well, yesterday I read what twas written on the bottle -
"For xtra volume and body" What a shock!!!!
No wonder it is so difficult to keep my weight under control.
As from now I will use dish-washing liquid for showering.
It claims,
"Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"
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ROFLMAO!!!
Now it all makes sense!!!
Break out the DAWN Ultra!! I'm on a mission.
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Ya...I just peed a little. Back to McDonalds for my fat *kitten*. Quarter Pounder with cheese and a bottle of Dawn, Screw all this diet bull$hit0
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That's why my scale doesn't budge! Thanks for sharing!:laugh:0
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LOL!! that is funny !!!!!!:laugh:0
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Very cute, thanks for the laugh!0
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:sad: lmbo too funny0
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That is so clever!:laugh: :laugh:0
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I thought it was too funny not to share0
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HILARIOUS!!!0
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I had a bad day....that made me smile:)0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I just about did I spit-take when I read this, too funny0
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HAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHAAH AHHAHAHE ugh ow. too funny0
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Ha ha ha ...thanks for the laugh!0
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LMBO!! That was great!!!!!
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hhahahaha nice one chicky :laugh:0
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:laugh:
That's a good one!!!!
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I had a good laugh . Thankyou0
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Very funny, I literally lol'd!0
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