Your ineptness...

Shannon023
Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
I'm not very good at flipping eggs without them breaking apart..
Not skilled with a curling iron...still......:grumble:
Parallel parking - uh-uh...:embarassed:



and you??? :tongue:
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I'm not very good at flipping eggs without them breaking apart..
    Not skilled with a curling iron...still......:grumble:
    Parallel parking - uh-uh...:embarassed:



    and you??? :tongue:
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    I CAN NOT roll my hair !! I know not many people do that any more these days, but when the hot thing was hot rollers, I had a new set, but couldn't even use them!!! I'm not good at backing up in the car either!!! It's a mirror thing.

    Memaw
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    I can't whistle
    pat my head and rub my belly
    make my pecs dance ( I always wanted to do that :grumble: )
  • 2Shoes
    2Shoes Posts: 396
    I suck at meal planning. Sometimes I don't know what we are having til 6 or 7 that evening!! :grumble:
  • watch48win
    watch48win Posts: 1,668 Member
    I make a crap pot of coffee.....I can make it exactly the way my husband does, but it never tastes the same :grumble:
  • laureneva
    laureneva Posts: 372 Member
    i cant think of anything to write
    not because i think i'm great or that
    but because i am inept at finding a starting point in my list of things that i suck at:indifferent:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I can't whistle
    pat my head and rub my belly
    make my pecs dance ( I always wanted to do that :grumble: )

    I can whistle if I suck in. th_giggle.gif
  • Crystal019
    Crystal019 Posts: 26
    Putting eyeliner on. embarrassed.gif
    Folding fitted sheets.
    Using my left hand to put on finger nail polish.


    I'm sure Shannon can point out more of my ineptness. :blushing:
  • travelbug
    travelbug Posts: 153
    I've actually had strangers offer to parallel park for me because it was embarrassing.

    Overcooking meat. Always have and always will even though I try not to.

    Saving money "Just one more pair of shoes"

    Dating - I'm the nice girl that guys get bored with. Apparently you need to argue, flirt with other guys and complain about their interests to keep them around.

    But I'm really good at procrastinating. Did I mention I'm a work right now?
  • Katy009
    Katy009 Posts: 579 Member
    I cannot own a nice set of dishes, glasses, anything of that nature in the kitchen because I break everything.

    My daughter got a new ceramic cereal bowl with a cow on it, and yup, I broke it!

    I even bought some sturdy plastic cups one time so as NOT to break them and broke one while I was washing them for the first time.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Putting eyeliner on. embarrassed.gif
    Folding fitted sheets.
    Using my left hand to put on finger nail polish.


    I'm sure Shannon can point out more of my ineptness. :blushing:

    I've been updating that list for years. thpecial.gif


    Me too on that fitted sheets. :laugh:
  • laureneva
    laureneva Posts: 372 Member
    I can't whistle
    pat my head and rub my belly
    make my pecs dance ( I always wanted to do that :grumble: )

    I can whistle if I suck in. th_giggle.gif


    bow chicka wow wow!!!
    :laugh:
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
    Cooking, I cant hardly boil water....I have no business being in the kitchen...period

    video games- but im really not that broken hearted about it

    and always having one too many (thats all Im going to say about that)
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member


    and always having one too many (thats all Im going to say about that)

    That's so wrong! CrossedArms.gif


    {{snicker}}
  • bleachcse
    bleachcse Posts: 148 Member
    I'm not very good at keeping house-cleaning isn't my thing.

    I procrastinate a lot.

    I can't drive in big cities.
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Oh! This is a good one...Where do I start??? Hmmmm...I'll get back to this after lunch. I gotta go eat and then walk...I'll be back....:smile:

    But here's a start,
    I cant whistle;
    I'm horrible at organizing bills and paperwork ( I have a filing cabinet and everything's just placed in there in piles...I keep saying I'll sort through it some other time...:laugh: ..as it piles up...:laugh: )

    And, well, ok, I'm hungry I'll be back :bigsmile: This list may take a while...:bigsmile:
  • Crystal019
    Crystal019 Posts: 26
    I've actually had strangers offer to parallel park for me because it was embarrassing.

    Overcooking meat. Always have and always will even though I try not to.

    Saving money "Just one more pair of shoes"

    Dating - I'm the nice girl that guys get bored with. Apparently you need to argue, flirt with other guys and complain about their interests to keep them around.

    But I'm really good at procrastinating. Did I mention I'm a work right now?

    Ditto on the shoes.

    Plus clothes, purses and stuff at bath and body works. crush.gif
  • HappyathomeMN
    HappyathomeMN Posts: 498 Member
    Putting eyeliner on. embarrassed.gif
    Folding fitted sheets.
    Using my left hand to put on finger nail polish.


    Thats a great start for my list too!! I just roll the fitted sheets, I have finally given up the the folding of them.

    As for parallel parking, I moved to Nevada, everything is valet!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    I've actually had strangers offer to parallel park for me because it was embarrassing.

    Overcooking meat. Always have and always will even though I try not to.

    Saving money "Just one more pair of shoes"

    Dating - I'm the nice girl that guys get bored with. Apparently you need to argue, flirt with other guys and complain about their interests to keep them around.

    But I'm really good at procrastinating. Did I mention I'm a work right now?

    Nah, honey, you just have to live your life and they fall at your feet. I'm not much for flirting, I don't care to complain, and arguing usually ends in a fist fight. :laugh:

    Oooo....I'm good at procrastinating too!!!!

    Now.....ineptness....

    Forming sentences without fogetting the thought that started it....

    Remebering a conversation (my husband remembers every darn thing!!!)

    Speaking in an "inside" voice. I'm hard of hearing darnit! I can't tell if you hear me unless I can hear me!

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................................................

    I'm sure there's more.....
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    Apparently I suck at doing laundry, from what the wife says. But I'm a dish washing maniac (thank god we are moving to a house with a dish washer!). My wife has banned me from washing her close (fine by me, I was just trying to help).
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Cooking, I cant hardly boil water....I have no business being in the kitchen...period

    video games- but im really not that broken hearted about it

    and always having one too many (thats all Im going to say about that)

    There's more of mine!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^


    heheh.....
  • PedalHound
    PedalHound Posts: 1,625 Member
    summersaults and cartwheels. I'm a bit of a chicken when I'm facing doing something that feels physically out of control. And for me, sadly, that means a cartwheel. Not even something cool like snowboarding. Fortunately I'm not afraid of other sports stuff though... That would make it hard to reach my goals!

    Oh, and doing my hair! lol When I have long hair I never manage to do anything with it. It always ends up in a knot or a pony tail. I have short hair right now. :tongue:
  • travelbug
    travelbug Posts: 153
    Is it terrible to say that I can't do anything that has been listed on this thread?
    I'm scared to see the list get longer adding to my personal ineptness. lol!

    Glad you can all share and laugh about them.
  • IAM125lbs
    IAM125lbs Posts: 235 Member
    I give really bad directions because I don't really know my right from left,
    Travelling from Atlanta to Chattanooga I ended up in North Carolina :noway:
    I can't ride a bike more than a few inches, I fall off:embarassed:
  • Katy009
    Katy009 Posts: 579 Member
    Apparently I suck at doing laundry, from what the wife says. But I'm a dish washing maniac (thank god we are moving to a house with a dish washer!). My wife has banned me from washing her close (fine by me, I was just trying to help).

    Must be a husband thing.....I have told my husband NEVER, EVER touch my clothes again. They come out smaller or a different color altogether. He is also banned from dishes :smile: or any housework in general. Lucky guy, huh?
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    I'm terrible at making decisions!!!!
  • runawaybride
    runawaybride Posts: 400 Member
    organization- don't seem to have this one down so my stuff is always here and there

    volumizing my hair with my round brush....still have no clue so I do it my own way which kinda works:grumble:

    finish anything I start

    grililin out...my husband always has to because I am afraid I am goin to blow the place up when I try and crank the propane

    never early usually late
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    O! and relinquishing control of anything.....:noway:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I'm also pretty socially inept, can't make small talk to save my life.

    This ----> :yawn: is how most people look whenever they meet me.

    :bigsmile:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    I'm also pretty socially inept, can't make small talk to save my life.

    This ----> :yawn: is how most people look whenever they meet me.

    :bigsmile:

    Are you sure we aren't related??? :tongue:
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