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TRAIN TICKET

mommared53
mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
TRAIN TICKET

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game.

At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
>
> 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks
> one of the men.
>
> 'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.
>
> They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats
> but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
>
> Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
> collecting tickets.
>
> He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.. The door
> opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
> The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
> The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,
> after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip
> and save some money.
>
> When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return
> trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy
> any ticket at all!!
>
> 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed man.
>
> 'Watch and learn,' answer the women.
>
> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
> toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
>
> Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her
> toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>
> The woman knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.'

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