Joke : Business tip of the day

lilmandy89 · June 2008

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex
With this really cute, really hot girl in his office..... But
she was dating someone else..

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her
and said, 'I'll give You $100 if you let me have sex with you.'

The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the
floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you've
picked it up. I promise.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
She called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'What an idiot - ask him for $200
& pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for
his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The *kitten* had all quarters!'

Management Lesson: Always consider a Business Proposition in its
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

lilmandy89 · June 2008

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex
With this really cute, really hot girl in his office..... But
she was dating someone else..

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her
and said, 'I'll give You $100 if you let me have sex with you.'

The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the
floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you've
picked it up. I promise.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
She called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'What an idiot - ask him for $200
& pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for
his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The *kitten* had all quarters!'

Management Lesson: Always consider a Business Proposition in its
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!