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Cocktails & Debauchery

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  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    I can boast that I actually have kissed Miss Shannon on the cheek and it is nice. :blushing:

    I have a cheek you can kiss.

    :bigsmile:

    McDonalds in Illinois a year ago...

    OK, let me get this straight. You kissed Fork at McDonald's in Illinois a year ago? I've often wondered about you two... :noway:

    "I did not have sexually relations with that man."

    :laugh:

    Define sexual relations and I'll decide! :bigsmile:

    ZERO PENETRATION!!!

    :noway:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I can boast that I actually have kissed Miss Shannon on the cheek and it is nice. :blushing:

    I have a cheek you can kiss.

    :bigsmile:

    McDonalds in Illinois a year ago...

    OK, let me get this straight. You kissed Fork at McDonald's in Illinois a year ago? I've often wondered about you two... :noway:

    "I did not have sexually relations with that man."

    :laugh:

    Define sexual relations and I'll decide! :bigsmile:

    We may have to try some things together to see if you agree. :smokin:
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    I can boast that I actually have kissed Miss Shannon on the cheek and it is nice. :blushing:

    I have a cheek you can kiss.

    :bigsmile:

    McDonalds in Illinois a year ago...

    OK, let me get this straight. You kissed Fork at McDonald's in Illinois a year ago? I've often wondered about you two... :noway:

    "I did not have sexually relations with that man."

    :laugh:

    Define sexual relations and I'll decide! :bigsmile:

    ZERO PENETRATION!!!

    :noway:

    I see. But somehow that still leaves a lot open to interpretation. Perves & *kitten*? I used to work for a police department. I think that trumps just about anything! I used to blush before I worked there! :laugh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I can boast that I actually have kissed Miss Shannon on the cheek and it is nice. :blushing:

    I have a cheek you can kiss.

    :bigsmile:

    McDonalds in Illinois a year ago...

    OK, let me get this straight. You kissed Fork at McDonald's in Illinois a year ago? I've often wondered about you two... :noway:

    After meeting me, Carl ran straight to Forkdown. :grumble:

    I have that affect on men. :blushing:

    The affect you have would get me banned if I went into detail. :blushing:
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    I can boast that I actually have kissed Miss Shannon on the cheek and it is nice. :blushing:

    I have a cheek you can kiss.

    :bigsmile:

    McDonalds in Illinois a year ago...

    OK, let me get this straight. You kissed Fork at McDonald's in Illinois a year ago? I've often wondered about you two... :noway:

    "I did not have sexually relations with that man."

    :laugh:

    Define sexual relations and I'll decide! :bigsmile:

    We may have to try some things together to see if you agree. :smokin:

    I think it's time for more cocktails! Let's see some Jack & Diet, buddy. I tip well.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member

    I think it's time for more cocktails! Let's see some Jack & Diet, buddy. I tip well.

    Vodka martini here, please! :drinker:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I can boast that I actually have kissed Miss Shannon on the cheek and it is nice. :blushing:

    I have a cheek you can kiss.

    :bigsmile:

    McDonalds in Illinois a year ago...

    OK, let me get this straight. You kissed Fork at McDonald's in Illinois a year ago? I've often wondered about you two... :noway:

    "I did not have sexually relations with that man."

    :laugh:

    Define sexual relations and I'll decide! :bigsmile:

    We may have to try some things together to see if you agree. :smokin:

    I think it's time for more cocktails! Let's see some Jack & Diet, buddy. I tip well.
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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member

    I think it's time for more cocktails! Let's see some Jack & Diet, buddy. I tip well.

    Vodka martini here, please! :drinker:

    pear-vodka-martini.jpg
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member

    I think it's time for more cocktails! Let's see some Jack & Diet, buddy. I tip well.

    Vodka martini here, please! :drinker:

    pear-vodka-martini.jpg

    *swig* Now what???? :drinker:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member

    I think it's time for more cocktails! Let's see some Jack & Diet, buddy. I tip well.

    Vodka martini here, please! :drinker:

    pear-vodka-martini.jpg

    *swig* Now what???? :drinker:

    You tell me how I may pleasure you. angel4.gif
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    You tell me how I may pleasure you. angel4.gif
    That made me giggle.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754

    I think it's time for more cocktails! Let's see some Jack & Diet, buddy. I tip well.

    Vodka martini here, please! :drinker:

    pear-vodka-martini.jpg

    *swig* Now what???? :drinker:

    You tell me how I may pleasure you. angel4.gif

    That cheek is still availible
    > ( l )

    :laugh:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Sooo, Fork, I just made the connection btwn GG and here. *face palm*
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Sooo, Fork, I just made the connection btwn GG and here. *face palm*

    I go by just "Shannon" on gg. :laugh:

    :flowerforyou:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Sooo, Fork, I just made the connection btwn GG and here. *face palm*

    Another words you will ignore me now on MFP.

    :bigsmile:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Sooo, Fork, I just made the connection btwn GG and here. *face palm*
    Another words you will ignore me now on MFP.

    :bigsmile:
    I always give you squishes! When I see you that is.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Sooo, Fork, I just made the connection btwn GG and here. *face palm*
    Another words you will ignore me now on MFP.

    :bigsmile:
    I always give you squishes! When I see you that is.

    Squish while you can, someday it will be gone (the fat that is).

    :wink:
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