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FRIDAY JOKE

FORKDOWN
FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking "No" for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ... "Okay Mam," said a voice, "All done." My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."

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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    :laugh:


    Let the count down begin on how long this one lasts.
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    Another reason I'm terrified to fly. :laugh:
  • MrsBehaving
    MrsBehaving Posts: 100 Member
    Okay, so I am really really slow. Took me a minute to realize this isn't smut. :blushing:
  • 2bFitNTrim
    2bFitNTrim Posts: 1,209 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Imagine a guy being searched too. :laugh: Let's see how long this lasts.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Okay, so I am really really slow. Took me a minute to realize this isn't smut. :blushing:

    I was focused on the punch line. I just read it again...:embarassed: ...it is a little too descriptive.
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    I'm just trying to figure out why you were taking a purse on the plane...
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    I'm just trying to figure out why you were taking a purse on the plane...

    For my snacks and Carls phone number.

    :smokin:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I'm just trying to figure out why you were taking a purse on the plane...

    For my snacks and Carls phone number.

    :smokin:

    Why don`t you have me on speed dial yet? :angry:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    I'm just trying to figure out why you were taking a purse on the plane...

    For my snacks and Carls phone number.

    :smokin:

    Why don`t you have me on speed dial yet? :angry:

    :laugh:
  • yyzdnl
    yyzdnl Posts: 127 Member
    The last time I went through security I thought I should turn my head to the left and cough.
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