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  • Setof2Keys
    Setof2Keys Posts: 681 Member
    I didn't realize it was a repeat topic - oops! I just recently joined in the community part of MFP!!

    I always log it as wrestling - as odd as that sounds. LOL

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: bahahah!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Setof2Keys
    Setof2Keys Posts: 681 Member
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    She also tells me that can't count the foreplay nor the "clean-up" time. So, I do P90X before we "play" then I count all 60 minutes as "sex time". Makes me feel like a rock-star!

    :embarassed: :laugh:

    I so wish there was a "like" option on MFP. hahahahahaa

    You're cracking me up - I'm in my office actually lol-ing. :laugh:

    My work here is done! I'm going to go until it hurts tonight (maybe get 5 minutes 38 seconds out of it, rounding up to 6 minutes) I ROCK!
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    Definitely!! I know some people feel like it shouldn't count, or that it's a bit obssessive to count, but not me!! Hubby and I end up sweaty and panting, and that's just as much of a workout as real working out is!!

    Wrestle, Dance, Zumba, whatever you want to call it - Log it people!!!
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    I just got my hrm today but I don't think wearing the chest strap would do anything to enhance the moment! Even if the moment lasts as long as 5 minutes 38 seconds!

    LOL - you could say you were just spicing it up, instead of dressing up as the school girl, or mechanic, you could be the fitness trainer. :wink:
  • Bmeyer01
    Bmeyer01 Posts: 12
    lol thanks for the laugh:laugh:
  • chicks2023
    chicks2023 Posts: 18
    My wife just read this post and called me at work. She wanted me to point out that 5 minutes is on GOOD DAY. And that SHE would log the time, but can't because there is NO "heavy lifting" involved.

    She is such the comedian at my expense!
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    My wife just read this post and called me at work. She wanted me to point out that 5 minutes is on GOOD DAY. And that SHE would log the time, but can't because there is NO "heavy lifting" involved.

    She is such the comedian at my expense!



    Ouch, but hilarious!!!
  • AmberLiscous
    AmberLiscous Posts: 644 Member
    Honestly me and my husband googled...how many calories burned during sex...it was very funny....it said things like you burn more calories faking an orgasm than you do actually having one (thank goodness i don't need to fake them but i don't understand how faking it will burn more calories) It also talked about having sex in a phone booth....don't want to try that one :laugh: It was very interesting....i suggest you google it....i haven't actually counted it as calories burned....but i have thought about it :blushing:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    You can log the level of intensity of sex (light, moderate, or vigorous) in LiveStrong. It gives approximate calorie burns per hour. :happy:
  • jovigirl3312
    jovigirl3312 Posts: 10
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    She also tells me that can't count the foreplay nor the "clean-up" time. So, I do P90X before we "play" then I count all 60 minutes as "sex time". Makes me feel like a rock-star!

    You're cracking me up - I'm in my office actually lol-ing. :laugh:

    I'm having a bad day - and now I am smiling! Thank you all!:heart::love: :flowerforyou:
  • whiskey9890
    whiskey9890 Posts: 652 Member
    add squirty cream/chocolate sauce etc surely then calories burnt would then balance with those consumed :wink:
  • chicks2023
    chicks2023 Posts: 18
    I'm having a bad day - and now I am smiling! Thank you all!:heart::love: :flowerforyou:


    Thank you. Real life is always funnier than fiction!
  • Lula16
    Lula16 Posts: 628 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
    My wife just read this post and called me at work. She wanted me to point out that 5 minutes is on GOOD DAY. And that SHE would log the time, but can't because there is NO "heavy lifting" involved.

    She is such the comedian at my expense!



    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Becky1971
    Becky1971 Posts: 979 Member
    What do you think all this "zumba" going around stands for....... (jk)

    HAHAHAHAH!!

    I don't log it, but sure love what it does for my buttocks!
  • catysthename
    catysthename Posts: 278 Member
    What do you think all this "zumba" going around stands for....... (jk)

    Zumba definitely made me better!!!! :drinker:
  • lmw1963
    lmw1963 Posts: 4
    Check out this website. Makes you think doesn't it?
    http://calorielab.com/news/2008/02/12/calories-burned-during-sex/
  • kbray003
    kbray003 Posts: 52
    I consider this a bonus. I don't log the calories because sometimes I like tricking myself.
  • tater8589
    tater8589 Posts: 616
    I log mine as dancing. google it and one of the sites that comes up will tell you by your weight etc how many cals you burn per min.
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,343 Member
    :smokin:
  • sarahs440
    sarahs440 Posts: 405
  • sarahs440
    sarahs440 Posts: 405
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!


    Five minutes is plenty! I have things to do!!
  • FullOfSpice
    FullOfSpice Posts: 176 Member
    LOL :) My bf always tries to convince me that we could exercise in other ways and I just give him the look....
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