you know youre a mom when...

crazymama2two

you wipe snot off your kid with your sleeve...:sigh: (either that or im just too damn lazy to get a tissue)

ladybug1620

I do this all the time lol. Or I lift up kid's shirt and wipe their nose hahahah

crazymama2two

I do this all the time lol. Or I lift up kid's shirt and wipe their nose hahahah

ooh, gonna use that one next time

bzmom

I cant keep a kleenex box any where at my house my 20month old will find it and finish the whole box tissue by tissue blowing her nose and even though nothing comes out she trashes it in the garbage and goes back for another one!

xHelloQuincyx

haha i totaly knew that was what you were going to say when i read the topic name

NoWomb4More

I do this all the time lol. Or I lift up kid's shirt and wipe their nose hahahah

I do that one too, all the time!

tammyquinnlmt

You also know you are a mom when you hear your kid yell Momma! Come wipe my butt, and you just do it...

ladybug1620

I cant keep a kleenex box any where at my house my 20month old will find it and finish the whole box tissue by tissue blowing her nose and even though nothing comes out she trashes it in the garbage and goes back for another one!

My 14 month old is obsessed with toilet paper. If I don't watch her, she will go into the bathroom, grab the paper from the end of the roll, and walk around the house until the whole roll is off!

MelissaL582

LOL! So true!!!

crazymama2two

You also know you are a mom when you hear your kid yell Momma! Come wipe my butt, and you just do it...

buahahahahah....so true!

crazymama2two

phew, glad i got validation!!

DoneWithTheFatGirl

Also when you offer to take peoples (already chewed gum) in your hand to throw away when those people are not your children...

okay so i only did it with my dad, but still, i wouldn't have done that before i was a mom. lol

crazymama2two

i love that i keep saying "yup, done that" to these additions!!

CrystalS

Glad to know I'm not the only one that does these crazy things. :laugh:

Mrs_McFadden

You are eating what you consider a luscious snack and have to have conversations in mid bite about how your daughter's butt hurts because she didn't use a baby wipe instead of toilet paper (she's three) according to her...

When you have to scream the word PRIVACY like an official sports referee several times a day when in the restroom or getting dressed.

When being naked is a taunt to make people conform to standards rather than tear those standards down such as in the case of my ten year old son the other day pestering me at my bedroom door and I had to tell him "DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER NAKED? NO? Then give me five minutes son and then I can answer your pressing questions!!!"

Blahhhhhhhhhh I'm going on a few vacations later this year and next...and thank GOD.

bzmom

how bout when you are trying to sit down and have a peacefull dinner and your child decides she/he wants to come up and sit on your lap so they can eat your food too because yours looks so much yummier!!

** I have actually considered re-adjusting my calorie intake on my diary because she tends to eat most of my food**

crazymama2two

You are eating what you consider a luscious snack and have to have conversations in mid bite about how your daughter's butt hurts because she didn't use a baby wipe instead of toilet paper (she's three) according to her...

When you have to scream the word PRIVACY like an official sports referee several times a day when in the restroom or getting dressed.

When being naked is a taunt to make people conform to standards rather than tear those standards down such as in the case of my ten year old son the other day pestering me at my bedroom door and I had to tell him "DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER NAKED? NO? Then give me five minutes son and then I can answer your pressing questions!!!"

Blahhhhhhhhhh I'm going on a few vacations later this year and next...and thank GOD.

my son just looked at me and started laughing cause i truly did an LOL right here thanks for that!

crazymama2two

how bout when you are trying to sit down and have a peacefull dinner and your child decides she/he wants to come up and sit on your lap so they can eat your food too because yours looks so much yummier!!

** I have actually considered re-adjusting my calorie intake on my diary because she tends to eat most of my food**

and, mom, i TOTALLY just thought of this today while eating edamame...mine was eating mine and i was like should i change it in my dairy? BUAHHA

FearAnLoathing

you know your a mom when your clevage becomes a great place to hold things,bottles,sippy cups,cell phone,whatever

edorice

When you wet your finger to wipe the sleep out of their eyes or something on the side of their mouth.
...and then you make the mistake of doing that to your husband. :laugh:

CrystalS

When we are all about to leave for the store and you ask your husband if he has to "go potty" before you leave. :laugh: :blushing:

Fesse

All of these are wonderful and makes me think of when they're in the bath and you see those little shoulders or when their tiny little arms reach out to give you a hug and they wrap them around your neck....

makes it all worth it!! xx Thanks for this ladies as a SAHM it's hard sometimes to see the humor in it all. Great read!!

CalorieNinja

When you can't even have shampoo in your bathroom without it in a lock box.

When you must lock your microwave and dishwasher.

When you have removed the lock to your guest bathroom, since the kids lock themselves in it.

When diapers become the first thing you spend money on every week.

and lastly when you hear me screaming AHHHH I'm going to pull my hair out!

crazymama2two

All of these are wonderful and makes me think of when they're in the bath and you see those little shoulders or when their tiny little arms reach out to give you a hug and they wrap them around your neck....

makes it all worth it!! xx Thanks for this ladies as a SAHM it's hard sometimes to see the humor in it all. Great read!!

youre so cute...i needed the laughs today and so glad the ladies came through - as usual xoxo to all the girls!!!

bzmom

When you spend the only 15 minutes you have to watch TV to see spongebob and mickey mouse clubhouse

Mrs_McFadden

Oh and yes, this happened to me this week, when my husband and I are glaring at each other competitively to see who gets to the keys first and gets to run the errand in the evening without any kids...yes..fifteen...twenty...minutes..just to go to the pharmacy is like a mini vacation with my windows rolled down and my sunroof open for the cool night and my music turned UPPPPPPPPPPPPP and ..HAHA. For just a tiny moment of no family time LOL. I won this week...we'll see about tonight LOL

bzmom

LOL Mrs M.

tammyquinnlmt

Oh I forgot...just as you sit down....take 1 bite of your meal, your kids says can i have some more ____- whatever is being served. I feel like the Mom in A Christmas Story sometimes!

qtwells82

You know your a mom when you can't even go to the bathroom without a knock on door asking to put Barbie's clothes on because she can't lol...every time!

alliecore

When you spend the only 15 minutes you have to watch TV to see spongebob and mickey mouse clubhouse

:laugh: Totally!
And when you absently start humming and realize it's the song from Dora.
Or when you're grocery shopping and you realize that the screaming kid in the next aisle doesn't bother you a bit. In fact, it makes you smile because you are just SO. freakin. GLAD that for once it's not your kid making all the noise!
And when they are sleeping so peacefully, and you lean over to kiss them and get tears in your eyes because even though they can drive you to insanity, they really are the most perfect part of your world.

whatupskinnyjeans

I cant keep a kleenex box any where at my house my 20month old will find it and finish the whole box tissue by tissue blowing her nose and even though nothing comes out she trashes it in the garbage and goes back for another one!

Haha my daughter does the same thing! Lmao