He's like a train wreck.....
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you want to look away but just can't.........
Best Charlie Sheen quotes to date......
1. “I have a disease? Bull****. I cured it with my brain.”
2. “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
3. "I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total *****in’ rock star from Mars."
4. "You can’t process me with a normal brain."
5. “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this *kitten*!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
6. "I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
7. "Can't is the cancer of happening."
8. “Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”
9. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
10. “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and *****ing and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and *****in’.”
11. “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”
12. “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
13. “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
14. “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
15. "I’m an F-18, bro.”
16. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a *****.”
17. "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
18. "I'm bi-winning."
19. "There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
20. "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."
21. "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
22. "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
23. "[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock."
24. "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
25. "Winning."
26. "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
27. "C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."
28. "Winning."
29. "Bring me Dr. Clown shoes."
Best Charlie Sheen quotes to date......
1. “I have a disease? Bull****. I cured it with my brain.”
2. “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
3. "I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total *****in’ rock star from Mars."
4. "You can’t process me with a normal brain."
5. “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this *kitten*!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
6. "I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
7. "Can't is the cancer of happening."
8. “Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”
9. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
10. “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and *****ing and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and *****in’.”
11. “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”
12. “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
13. “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
14. “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
15. "I’m an F-18, bro.”
16. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a *****.”
17. "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
18. "I'm bi-winning."
19. "There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
20. "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."
21. "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
22. "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
23. "[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock."
24. "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
25. "Winning."
26. "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
27. "C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."
28. "Winning."
29. "Bring me Dr. Clown shoes."
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He is just a complete mess. He looks horrible too!0
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This makes me so glad that I haven't been followed by a fleet of paparazzi my whole life....I'd be in a cave hiding.0
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He is soooo funny!
WINNING!!0 -
bump. I want to remember these lol0
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Funny, yet so damn disturbing! My husband has battled addictions, has been clean for nearly 7 years now, and from my understanding he was NEVER like that! Sheen is just a complete disaster. I wonder what his Dad and brother think about this mess!0
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I saw the title and thought you posted a thread just for me. :blushing:0
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these made me LoL
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I want to list my occupation on Twitter as - unemployed winner!!!0
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He is a mess and he was sooooooo hot too! It is a real shame, amazing what that lifestyle does to your looks.0
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I posted FB yesterday, "Can't stop watching the train wreck that is Charlie Sheen." LOL! Thanks for posting these!! :laugh:0
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bump. My husband turned on the tv at 7am because he wanted the charlie report. Total psycho!0
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It is a complete tragedy watching a man's addiction bring him to this..The media sensationalizing his illness at every turn..I live in Los Angeles...for the most part everyone I talk to is disgusted with all of it...What have we come to?0
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I haven't really been following it. Sounds like he has done a lot of drugs in his day.
I'm gonna have to borrow this one:14. “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
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bump. My husband turned on the tv at 7am because he wanted the charlie report. Total psycho!
I flicked through all the morning shows ..trying to get every last bit of new 'dirt' LOL0 -
This has made my day. Long Live Charlie Sheen.0
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I love it! It's better to burn out than it is to fade away, Charlie!
When we was on the Alex Jones show I knew he'd crossed over into madness!0 -
Saving this, because I too am a total ****ing rock star from Mars.0
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I understood all of that. :indifferent: It's either because of my prior drug use that links the connection in nonsensical phrases, or in some weird way, I may have a newfound respect in his eccentricity. Would that mean the level of my douchebaggery is that of Charlie Sheen?0
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Is there still going to be a special on? I seen a clip of an interview that some of those quotes came out of it but I thought it was longer then what I seen. Anyone know what I am talking about.0
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I used to blog Buseyisms, http://www.johnporcaro.com/2003/09/buseyisms_revis.html. I think I need to re-visit the topic, now that there's someone that makes Gary Busey look sane... :-)0
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