The Hormone Guide

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The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!


Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS

What's for
dinner?

Are you
wearing that?

What are you
so worked up about?

Should you be
eating that?

What did you
DO all day?



SAFER

Can I help you
with dinner?

You sure
look good in brown!

Could we be
overreacting?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.



SAFEST

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

WOW! Look at you!

Here's my paycheck.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

I've always loved you
in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE

Here, have some wine.

Here, have some wine

Here, have some wine.

Here, have some wine.

Here, have some wine



13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favourite one:

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.

And, have some wine.

Ruthann2

Thanks I really needed that. Luv to PMS my husband would total agree to this

ItsTerriC

Once again, truth is funnier than fiction. Thanks for sharing.

MaryDreamer

CUTE! My hubby always does all that since I'm so moody, he plays it safe all month long LOL!

AngelsKisses75

Potential Murder Suspect *BAHhahahahahaha*

LaurenRoseMD

This is a great post! LOL "potential murder suspect" is my favourite one too. That's fantastic. Thanks for the laughs and smiles today.

jmathews

#5 says it all...watch out the week before my TOM!