What did you do today?

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jksn2nlove
jksn2nlove Posts: 74
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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day? ''Yes,' was his incredulous reply. She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

Priceless

This goes out to all the wonderful women who have the full time job of being an stay at home parent :)

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  • dspearsb
    dspearsb Posts: 186
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    Haha! I l wish I could have a day like that! Thanks for sharing!
  • millyliza
    millyliza Posts: 45 Member
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    I love it!!! I am a SAHM and I tell my hubby every day to switch places with me and do what I do all day!! He'd never make it!! LOL
  • 2bFitNTrim
    2bFitNTrim Posts: 1,209 Member
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    OMG, I was thinking something really tragic had happened....robbery, vandalism, mother murdered, etc.That was great! :happy:
  • Rzimmermano
    Rzimmermano Posts: 11
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    That's super cute:)
  • kaymd
    kaymd Posts: 470 Member
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    I am a SAHM and I don't think my hubby thinks I do much all day either. I laughed when I read this because it sounds like what my house would look like if did what he thought i did all day too. Priceless indeed!
  • khk2010
    khk2010 Posts: 451 Member
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    Hysterical!
  • FaithandFitness
    FaithandFitness Posts: 653 Member
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    love it!
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
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    nice!! thanks for sharing!
  • edryer123
    edryer123 Posts: 502 Member
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    I am so going to keep this story for when my future hubby asks me that once we have kids and I am home all day.
  • Mrs_McFadden
    Mrs_McFadden Posts: 1,139
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    ROFL!!!!!!!
    Nice :)
    SAHM here..
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    lmao
  • NoAdditives
    NoAdditives Posts: 4,251 Member
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    Unfortunately, no matter how hard I work, my place is always a disaster!
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
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    SAHM and thank you, hilarious.
  • heyitsmekatie
    heyitsmekatie Posts: 544 Member
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    OMG, I was thinking something really tragic had happened....robbery, vandalism, mother murdered, etc.That was great! :happy:

    me TOO!!! good one!
  • ErrataCorrige
    ErrataCorrige Posts: 649 Member
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    Hilarious, and so, so true!

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