WOMEN'S *kitten* SIZE STUDY...

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  • autumn13
    autumn13 Posts: 295
    Spartan love it!
  • A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looked over at his wife and said, "Your butt's getting huge. I bet it's bigger than the barbecue."

    With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill. Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured her butt.

    "I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"

    The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband felt a little frisky. He made some advances toward her, but she completely brushed him off.

    "What's wrong?" he asked.

    She replied, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*kitten* grill for one little weenie?"

    -snorts-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • RUNMLT
    RUNMLT Posts: 15 Member
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Hehehe Clever. It kinda through me off, I had to read that twice before it made sense.
  • TheMaidOfAstolat
    TheMaidOfAstolat Posts: 3,222 Member
    Bwahahaha! I needed this! I left mine...and I'm looking for a new one, lol.
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    rotfl:laugh: ...so they've met my husband then
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    rotfl:laugh: ...so they've studied my *kitten* then
  • MobiusMan
    MobiusMan Posts: 385 Member
    Nice! I'm sure my warden feels the same way.

    Warden?
    that's what we really call our wives speaking of *kitten*
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Mine is overweight. So lots of cushion
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  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
    Very cute.....I need to poll my girlfriend. lol
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Mine is overweight. So lots of cushion

    Your husband is overweight? You should encourage him to join MFP!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Mine is overweight. So lots of cushion

    Your husband is overweight? You should encourage him to join MFP!

    Hahahahaha
    He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    EPIC thread bump @sunn_lighter
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I know someone who's a big *kitten*
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited May 2016
    Is there some noob spam flagging posts that are post padders? Because...

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    I see the flags are removed...I'm keeping my eyes open though
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Mine is overweight. So lots of cushion

    Your husband is overweight? You should encourage him to join MFP!

    Hahahahaha
    He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long

    You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Mine is overweight. So lots of cushion

    Your husband is overweight? You should encourage him to join MFP!

    Hahahahaha
    He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long

    You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?

    oh sweetie...cookies just don't make themselves and do you think one gets as awesome of hair as in this picture by sitting around entering food and playing secretary? Ok ya I got the hair sitting around cause the stylist did it but still I have important things to do
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Mine is overweight. So lots of cushion

    Your husband is overweight? You should encourage him to join MFP!

    Hahahahaha
    He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long

    You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?

    oh sweetie...cookies just don't make themselves and do you think one gets as awesome of hair as in this picture by sitting around entering food and playing secretary? Ok ya I got the hair sitting around cause the stylist did it but still I have important things to do

    My apologies. I also forgot about your part time job sweeping the ice at the local rink. Can't say I understand why you Canadians don't use the Zamboni for that? Weird, eh
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Mine is overweight. So lots of cushion

    Your husband is overweight? You should encourage him to join MFP!

    Hahahahaha
    He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long

    You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?

    oh sweetie...cookies just don't make themselves and do you think one gets as awesome of hair as in this picture by sitting around entering food and playing secretary? Ok ya I got the hair sitting around cause the stylist did it but still I have important things to do

    My apologies. I also forgot about your part time job sweeping the ice at the local rink. Can't say I understand why you Canadians don't use the Zamboni for that? Weird, eh

    ha
    ha
    ha
    ever seen a barrel flood? hopefully no one here is knowledgable about rink resurfacing or they'll know I'm an old fart
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Mine is overweight. So lots of cushion

    Your husband is overweight? You should encourage him to join MFP!

    Hahahahaha
    He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long

    You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?

    oh sweetie...cookies just don't make themselves and do you think one gets as awesome of hair as in this picture by sitting around entering food and playing secretary? Ok ya I got the hair sitting around cause the stylist did it but still I have important things to do

    My apologies. I also forgot about your part time job sweeping the ice at the local rink. Can't say I understand why you Canadians don't use the Zamboni for that? Weird, eh

    ha
    ha
    ha
    ever seen a barrel flood? hopefully no one here is knowledgable about rink resurfacing or they'll know I'm an old fart

    I googled it. Is this what you use? Did you "borrow" your sons wagon to make it?

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    the ones we use are way bigger
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...

    I don't believe that 60% figure. .
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...

    I don't believe that 60% figure. .

    Are you saying women lie???
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...

    I don't believe that 60% figure. .

    Are you saying women lie???

    Uhm. . no. .women DON'T lie, which is why that figure can't be right.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...

    I don't believe that 60% figure. .

    Are you saying women lie???

    Uhm. . no. .women DON'T lie, which is why that figure can't be right.

    nice one...your logic made my head hurt a bit though
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...

    I don't believe that 60% figure. .

    Are you saying women lie???

    Uhm. . no. .women DON'T lie, which is why that figure can't be right.

    nice one...your logic made my head hurt a bit though

    I think the wine may have helped
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