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Visit to the Gynocologist............There is not a woman al

jksn2nlove
Posts: 74
This was an email I received, too funny not to post:
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, threw on some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an Extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out From the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'N o, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and Sparkles saved inside it.' Never going back to that doctor.
Ever
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, threw on some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an Extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out From the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'N o, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and Sparkles saved inside it.' Never going back to that doctor.
Ever
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lol...0
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PMSL!!!
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Thanks for the chuckle!0
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lol!0
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bahahahahahahaha
) that is great!
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lmao0
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Lol!!! Love it... I could see this happening to me0
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Thank you for the laugh this afternoon! :laugh: You made my day.0
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I am laughing pretty hard at the moment. That's hilarious! wow0
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That is too funny.0
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Okay I needed that....sorry I laughed at your expense but you got to admit that is so funny!0
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ROFL!0
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*LMAO*0
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Lol, lol, lol! Thanks, I needed that!0
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OMG......water shootin out the nose LOL, that was great..:laugh: :laugh:0
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Hahaha...great story. It maked me LOL.0
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LOL too funny0
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That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!0
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Too funny0
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LOL!!!!!!!!0
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I am laughing so hard I think I just pee'd a little :DDD0
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just so you know you can never take yourself too seriously... thanks for sharing that was great....0
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That was too funny!!! HA...HA!!!! Whew!!! Laugh again.... HA.... HA......0
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Bahahaha, that's great!0
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LMAO!!! I could so see something like that happening for real!0
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OMG that was truly funny...sorry for your embarrassment. Makes me glad I have boys who don't glitter and sparkle lol.0
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL never read that one before, very cute!!0
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Thanks for the afternoon laugh break. Nice way to break up the afternoon!0
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Wow, lol.0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is so funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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