Help! I've lost my cat...and I'm pretty sure it ate my guin

MommyLumpkin

I figured it's better to have lost a cat that ate a guinea pig than a bald eagle. They're endangered ya know!

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"

abyt42

I used to joke that the only way I'd get down to a healthy weight was via amputation....and now I've lost an average human leg....wow.

Now just my skin to go, and I'll be at goal?


What a lovely image THAT is.

deeharley

Haha - this is great - can't wait to start losing animals.

kaymd

Hahaha...I've lost almost an Irish Setter!

Shellz206

Hahahahahahaha

JMuzzy

hahaha i've lost a human's skin (ew) but I think when I weigh in tomorrow i will be up to a newborn baby! only a sperm whale's brain left to go.

so funny, thanks for posting

kimmiebear70

I used to joke that the only way I'd get down to a healthy weight was via amputation....and now I've lost an average human leg....wow.

Now just my skin to go, and I'll be at goal?


What a lovely image THAT is.

Ha ha! Love it! I've lost my 2 yr old!

ItsOn130

Cute!

kbloodworth

Cute! I've lost a two year old, and am hoping to misplace some cheese in the near future.

wccafe

Somehow I'm the person who always changes the water bottle for the cooler at work (maybe because I drink so much of it!). From now on, I'll be pleased to remember that I've lost that much weight!!

jellyfishjen

LOL

Staceslim

so very cool. Not sure who would have had the fun task of figuring this all out but thanks to whom ever they are. I will be glad when I have lost a small animal & not much more. Can't lose too much I might not be found afterwards. LOL

lalamcneil

i've almost lost the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

SabrinaJL

LOL This reminds me of a bit Louis CK does. He talks about how he weighs 240 lbs and that he was watching a fight where both fighters weighed 110 lbs. He said those two fighters would still need a fat baby and a dead dog to equal him.

Levedi

Oh my, I suspected I'd lost my mind, but now I know for sure.

MommyLumpkin

EVERYONE!!! That's so great! Before you know it, we'll have lost an entire zoo!!

My goal is a baby calf....all I have left now is to lose a gold brick.....gives new meaning to "**** a brick"...LOL