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THE JERK!!!

PrincessLaundry
Posts: 2,758 Member
So I'm driving down the road the other day...and this jerk of a cop pulls me over because he says my kid isn't "securely fastened"... Does he LOOK like he's going anywhere to you? I mean honestly.
:huh:
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So I'm driving down the road the other day...and this jerk of a cop pulls me over because he says my kid isn't "securely fastened"... Does he LOOK like he's going anywhere to you? I mean honestly.
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LMAO!!!
He looks secure to moi!:laugh:0 -
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: that was cute0
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I LOVE your sense of humor.......you always make me smile!!!!:laugh: I'd bet girls margarita night with you is a total blast!!!!!!!!0
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Oh you were the one that kidnapped my kid!!! No rush bringing him home!0
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I LOVE your sense of humor.......you always make me smile!!!!:laugh: I'd bet girls margarita night with you is a total blast!!!!!!!!
OMG!!! And I'm not even the funny friend, THEY are!!!0 -
I LOVE your sense of humor.......you always make me smile!!!!:laugh: I'd bet girls margarita night with you is a total blast!!!!!!!!
OMG!!! And I'm not even the funny friend, THEY are!!!
Sounds like good times!!!!!:drinker:0 -
LOL! :laugh:0
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priceless0
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Maybe the cop thought his mouth wasn't secure enough...
Next time use duct tape. That stuff holds anything still..0 -
You're so funny! You'll have to let me know when you come into town!!!0
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Love it.. That was funny. :laugh:0
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He looks safe to me
LOL
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You're so funny! You'll have to let me know when you come into town!!!
Definitely after the smoke clears and breathing becomes normal, not a chore! YUCK! Sorry it is so smokey there!0 -
That looks about right to me! My son stays put very nicely that way!! :laugh:
(just kiddin!!)0 -
That looks about right to me! My son stays put very nicely that way!! :laugh:
(just kiddin!!)
LOL Now see??? With a first kid, you feel compelled to add the "just kidding." By the second kid, you start to think...if someone takes them away for summer break, is it THAT BAD??? :laugh: I love my blessings, but dang... A third kid wouldn't stand a chance around here! :laugh: :laugh:0
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