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Missing person ALERT!!!

kellch
kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
SHANNON....R U THERRRRREEEEE????
FATSIS!!! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH HER???
MFPer's quick grab your detective kits!!! We've got to find her before it's too late!!!:glasses: Be on the look out for Fatsis....dark hair, dark eyes, and man boobs....could be armed and dangerous!!!:laugh: :laugh:

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  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    SHANNON....R U THERRRRREEEEE????
    FATSIS!!! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH HER???
    MFPer's quick grab your detective kits!!! We've got to find her before it's too late!!!:glasses: Be on the look out for Fatsis....dark hair, dark eyes, and man boobs....could be armed and dangerous!!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    *peeks in...no one's heard from Shannon....wipes tears from eyes* Don't worry, I won't give up...:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: I'll be back.......:bigsmile: :devil:
  • sindyb9
    sindyb9 Posts: 1,248 Member
    SHANNON....R U THERRRRREEEEE????
    FATSIS!!! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH HER???
    MFPer's quick grab your detective kits!!! We've got to find her before it's too late!!!:glasses: Be on the look out for Fatsis....dark hair, dark eyes, and man boobs....could be armed and dangerous!!!:laugh: :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    WOMAN!!! SHOW YOURSELF!!! GOTTA COME UP FOR AIR SOMETIME:bigsmile: :smokin:
  • Quenofcrazzy
    Quenofcrazzy Posts: 358
    SHANNON....R U THERRRRREEEEE????
    FATSIS!!! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH HER???
    MFPer's quick grab your detective kits!!! We've got to find her before it's too late!!!:glasses: Be on the look out for Fatsis....dark hair, dark eyes, and man boobs....could be armed and dangerous!!!:laugh: :laugh:

    She is probably enjoying the jail cell with Banks. That murder thing is always better with friends..
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Uh, looks like I'm on my own. Time to go free Banks and Shannon!!!! *saddles up the horse, jumps on, and takes off into the ummmm errrr sunrise???* Anyone with me?:drinker:
  • only if you have a pncho or somthing, i;m cold lol
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Yes!!! Cover up that back hair man!!! *jumps off horse runs back to get poncho and jumps back on*
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    whisper.gif pssssttt...Kell,

    I'm the posting-wh0re, I'm always here. :ohwell:


    But I don't know about fatsis. I hope my 48 daily PM's & the boiling bunny, didn't scare him off. :embarassed:
  • Yes!!! Cover up that back hair man!!! *jumps off horse runs back to get poncho and jumps back on*

    back hair, lol
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    :laugh: Ya know we love ya Al!!:wink::flowerforyou:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    See Shannon, while you're out, we're movin in on your luvas!!:bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    whisper.gif pssssttt...Kell,

    I'm the posting-wh0re, I'm always here. :ohwell:


    But I don't know about fatsis. I hope my 48 daily PM's & the boiling bunny, didn't scare him off. :embarassed:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: There u r!!! You sneaky little..........:bigsmile:

    You sure you didn't overdo the Chloroform? Is he still in the pit?
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    No seriously though, didn't he say he wasn't feeling well? I hope he's ok!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    whisper.gif pssssttt...Kell,

    I'm the posting-wh0re, I'm always here. :ohwell:


    But I don't know about fatsis. I hope my 48 daily PM's & the boiling bunny, didn't scare him off. :embarassed:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: There u r!!! You sneaky little..........:bigsmile:

    You sure you didn't overdo the Chloroform? Is he still in the pit?

    It's CHLOROPHYLL Kellch. Duh.
    omg.gif

    (and you guys said I wasn't smart)
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    whisper.gif pssssttt...Kell,

    I'm the posting-wh0re, I'm always here. :ohwell:


    But I don't know about fatsis. I hope my 48 daily PM's & the boiling bunny, didn't scare him off. :embarassed:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: There u r!!! You sneaky little..........:bigsmile:

    You sure you didn't overdo the Chloroform? Is he still in the pit?

    It's CHLOROPHYLL Kellch. Duh.
    omg.gif

    (and you guys said I wasn't smart)


    :sad: :sad: :sad:
    LOL...welllll exxxcccccuuuuuussseeee me :blushing: :laugh: :laugh: I knew something wasn't right...:bigsmile: *snaps whip....bring it on missy*:laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    See, you just have to be smarter than the next guy.
    Don't ya kellch?:bigsmile:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Hey,

    My little chronic problem has "reared" its ugly little head, my prostate is the size of a Buick.
    It feels like someone has shoved a football up my ...... and I hurt from the waist down.
    I am not a cancer risk but this is a chronic problem I have. Thank God no fever that is when it sux.
    I have had a 104 fever b4.

    This is one of the reason I am trying to change my lifestyle the weight and food can not be helping me.
    My stressfull job does not help either.

    Thanks for the concern I will be find. Gods got me covered.

    It will be "all behind me soon." :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    :bigsmile: :devil: :bigsmile:
    See, you just have to be smarter than the next guy.
    Don't ya kellch?:bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Hey,

    My little chronic problem has "reared" its ugly little head, my prostate is the size of a Buick.
    It feels like someone has shoved a football up my ...... and I hurt from the waist down.
    I am not a cancer risk but this is a chronic problem I have. Thank God no fever that is when it sux.
    I have had a 104 fever b4.

    This is one of the reason I am trying to change my lifestyle the weight and food can not be helping me.
    My stressfull job does not help either.

    Thanks for the concern I will be find. Gods got me covered.

    It will be "all behind me soon." :bigsmile:

    Wow! I hope you're feeling better soon...we miss you....:flowerforyou:

    Or is that just what Shannon made you say....It's just a big cover up, isn't it....It's ok you can tell us...don't be scared....:bigsmile:
  • auntkaren
    auntkaren Posts: 1,490 Member
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Hey,

    My little chronic problem has "reared" its ugly little head, my prostate is the size of a Buick.
    It feels like someone has shoved a football up my ...... and I hurt from the waist down.
    I am not a cancer risk but this is a chronic problem I have. Thank God no fever that is when it sux.
    I have had a 104 fever b4.

    This is one of the reason I am trying to change my lifestyle the weight and food can not be helping me.
    My stressfull job does not help either.

    Thanks for the concern I will be find. Gods got me covered.

    It will be "all behind me soon." :bigsmile:

    Wow! I hope you're feeling better soon...we miss you....:flowerforyou:

    Or is that just what Shannon made you say....It's just a big cover up, isn't it....It's ok you can tell us...don't be scared....:bigsmile:

    :angry:

    Look, I let him post, let's just leave it at that. :angry:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Hey,

    My little chronic problem has "reared" its ugly little head, my prostate is the size of a Buick.
    It feels like someone has shoved a football up my ...... and I hurt from the waist down.
    I am not a cancer risk but this is a chronic problem I have. Thank God no fever that is when it sux.
    I have had a 104 fever b4.

    This is one of the reason I am trying to change my lifestyle the weight and food can not be helping me.
    My stressfull job does not help either.

    Thanks for the concern I will be find. Gods got me covered.

    It will be "all behind me soon." :bigsmile:

    Wow! I hope you're feeling better soon...we miss you....:flowerforyou:

    Or is that just what Shannon made you say....It's just a big cover up, isn't it....It's ok you can tell us...don't be scared....:bigsmile:

    :angry:

    Look, I let him post, let's just leave it at that. :angry:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • studentRN
    studentRN Posts: 440 Member
    Hey,

    My little chronic problem has "reared" its ugly little head, my prostate is the size of a Buick.
    It feels like someone has shoved a football up my ...... and I hurt from the waist down.
    I am not a cancer risk but this is a chronic problem I have. Thank God no fever that is when it sux.
    I have had a 104 fever b4.

    This is one of the reason I am trying to change my lifestyle the weight and food can not be helping me.
    My stressfull job does not help either.

    Thanks for the concern I will be find. Gods got me covered.

    It will be "all behind me soon." :bigsmile:

    OUCH! That does NOT sound comfortable... sorry to hear that. We'll let you out of the pit to recover... probably not real comfy to perch on rocks and gravel down there.... :bigsmile:

    Hope ya feel better! :flowerforyou:

    Oh, and take this with you *hands over the lubriderm*

    We need ya nice n soft when ya come back :wink:
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