Funny Friday

KrisKabob

I find this funny for some reason...



It would be better if the situation was reversed... like it will be tonight with my girlies!!!

Shannon023

A PSA:

SoupNazi

sindyb9

Shannon023

aaawwww ........:laugh:

KrisKabob

aaawwww ........:laugh:

That's how I felt when I used to work in a cubical... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sindyb9

:laugh: :laugh:

tashjs21

Who found my wedding album??

Shannon023

Who found my wedding album??

mmm...mmm...mmm....Natasha's got some good lovin going on at home. :bigsmile:

tashjs21

Who found my wedding album??

mmm...mmm...mmm....Natasha's got some good lovin going on at home. :bigsmile:

Back away from my man!! He is mine all mine!

sindyb9

Subject: FW: 11 th Husband


A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.... God, I miss
him!"

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government.... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."

:laugh: :laugh:

sindyb9

The Man of the house


The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man
> of Your House."
>
> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
> Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know
> that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
>
> You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
> meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
> After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind
> of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can
> relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
>
> Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's
> going to dress me and comb my hair?"
>
> His wife replied, "The &*^%$..@ funeral director would be my first guess."
>


:laugh: :laugh:

SoupNazi

ok.... and here's the other one I tried to post

tashjs21

The Man of the house


The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man
> of Your House."
>
> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
> Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know
> that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
>
> You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
> meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
> After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind
> of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can
> relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
>
> Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's
> going to dress me and comb my hair?"
>
> His wife replied, "The &*^%$..@ funeral director would be my first guess."
>


:laugh: :laugh:

bwaaahahaha!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SoupNazi

:laugh:

tashjs21

:laugh: :laugh:

mommared53

The Man of the house


The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man
> of Your House."
>
> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
> Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know
> that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
>
> You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
> meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
> After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind
> of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can
> relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
>
> Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's
> going to dress me and comb my hair?"
>
> His wife replied, "The &*^%$..@ funeral director would be my first guess."
>


:laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SoupNazi

:laugh: :laugh:

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!:laugh:

SoupNazi

mommared53

:laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: My son would love that one.

LadyZen

That was AWESOME!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Shannon023

C'mere Jimmy! :devil:

PrincessLaundry

YUMMY!!! My favorite cows...

Shannon023

TamTastic

Jeremy! PLEASE let other people make the signs! SIGH!

Shannon023

Jeremy! PLEASE let other people make the signs! SIGH!

Least he spelled everything correctly! :laugh:

Mireille

Wowzer! This is bad! lol

pmkelly409

I don't see the problem?!



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

studentRN

Did J get a new car?

PrincessLaundry

OMG!! OMG!!! Is this the same kid we had "secured" in the car earlier? LOL