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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I will randomly run around slapping my *kitten* screaming out, "I'M CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!" Just to keep society on their toes. Oh, and I dabble in a little bit of social experiments and trolling for some "serious business."

    I'm the best *kitten* I know for reasons unknown to the majority of the population. It makes me :bigsmile: :devil:
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    I like to make people uncomfortable by acusing them of some type of discrimination over little things then busting out with.laughter.. FOr instance my coworkers sometimes carpool and if one asks the other about stopping somewhere on the way ill be like why didnt you ask me its cause im____ and insert something totally unrelated could be age race height etc lol

    this reminds me of my brother. some of my cousins are mixed race, and while at a restaurant one of these cousins asked my brother if he wanted a cracker by just saying 'Cracker?' my brother responded 'Did you just call me a Cracker?!' really loud and embarrassed her, but it was funny.

    Also, at one of my cousin's birthday parties they had the neopolitan icecream and when they asked me what flavor i wanted i pointed to the strawberry and vanilla and said 'Either of these, but just not this one' and pointed to the chocolate (i don't like chocolate ice cream very often). my brother heard and was like 'What's wrong with that color, huh? Are you racist?!' i laughed so hard! Then the next week my other cousin had a birthday party with the same ice cream, and one of her friends asked me what race...er...flavor of ice cream i wanted :)
  • C_Bran
    C_Bran Posts: 254
    Take a second and just visualize this.........


    Priceless!!!! LLS (Laughing Like ***t)
    I like to embarrass my teenager when hes outside with his friends by putting whip cream all over my mouth and running out there screaming "I HAVE RABIES GRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    I CAN'T wait to embarrass my daughter! :laugh:


    My Dad used to answer the phone "Whitehouse" My friends always got freaked out and hung up. :tongue:


    I love to dance around no matter where we are to get a laugh out of my daughter...I fully intend to keep this up even when it gets the opposite reaction out of her. :laugh:
  • C_Bran
    C_Bran Posts: 254
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    I walk around my house naked with the blinds open. I have a little exhibitionist streak..... I think its funny, my husband however does not find it humerous.. which makes it even funnier.
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    WON - DER - FULLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
  • roylawrence87
    roylawrence87 Posts: 970 Member
    I friggin lol'd hard here! Jeez! Thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 77LouLou
    77LouLou Posts: 75
    My husband laughs when I run around nude and then realize..damn the blinds open !
  • FabiolaEnvy♥
    FabiolaEnvy♥ Posts: 730
    My parents never did anything fun like you guys have mentioned. They were all like, "We gotta work 10 hour days so we can put food in your stomach. Blah, blah, blah." I like to embarrass my wife whenever possible and she likes to try to return the favor, but is rarely successful.


    sounds like how my parents are. only i stopped them from embarrassing me
    i was really embarrass of my own family. but now i look back im like why didnt i just get embarrass it would of laughed about it in the future xD
    but, no i embarrass myself in front of my family and they get a kick out of it. especially my brothers. i gotta be careful what i do around my parents they are strict xDDD but their loving xD
  • FabiolaEnvy♥
    FabiolaEnvy♥ Posts: 730
    reading all this is making me laugh sooo hard xD seriously this is funny x3 keep it going guys.

    i remember back in high school, i fell down in front of the whole crowd and they all started to laugh, i got up real fast and just laughed and pretended that was just part of the show. (i turned hella red) but it was funny xD


    oh and another things, >_> my parents hates it when i laugh so hard. they said you gonna scare the people around you. and people not gonna like you. when actually people love it when i laugh and they start to laugh with me cause its soo funny how i laugh. and i make weird noise in between, like one time a devil, other time just random laughs xD all kinds xDD
  • RunOnSentence
    RunOnSentence Posts: 32
    oh and another things, >_> my parents hates it when i laugh so hard. they said you gonna scare the people around you. and people not gonna like you. when actually people love it when i laugh and they start to laugh with me cause its soo funny how i laugh. and i make weird noise in between, like one time a devil, other time just random laughs xD all kinds xDD

    LMAO *snort*

    don't let them cramp your (laughing) style!
  • FabiolaEnvy♥
    FabiolaEnvy♥ Posts: 730
    hahahaha xDDD i even snorted one time too xDDDD
    i got even redder when i did that xD

    LMAO *snort*

    don't let them cramp your (laughing) style!
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
    I was the youngest with two older brothers. I know embarrassment so well.

    When my hubby and I first started dating we went out with my brother and sister in law and my mother for the hubsters birthday, the street was really busy and my brother runs in the middle, stops traffic and start directing us across the street making loud *kitten* whistle sounds... I was seventeen and wanted to strangle him. I just knew Jeremy would never want to see me again.

    After we were married and got pregnant my brother found out and looked at my husband (kind of like he wanted to kill him) and in front of everyone was like "YOU KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENS, RIGHT?!?!" My husband was just like "Yup, and it was good."

    I love them.
  • CuteAndCurvy83
    CuteAndCurvy83 Posts: 570 Member
    I will also sometimes go to the exercise room in my complex wearing my daughters dress up tiara and carying her fairy wand.
    And the funny thing is im not the wierdest person there

    why don't you live in my complex! I'd love you!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I will also sometimes go to the exercise room in my complex wearing my daughters dress up tiara and carying her fairy wand.
    And the funny thing is im not the wierdest person there

    why don't you live in my complex! I'd love you!
    I just like to keep it fun lol
  • ItsOn130
    ItsOn130 Posts: 269 Member
    These are hilarious! Great topic!

    I dance in the car and my 11 yo daughter gets soooo embarassed! My 5yo however, fully enjoys it and dances along with me! :smile:
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I like to step on a fully loaded elevator, stand facing at the doors facing the back and say "i know you are all wondering why I called you here today"

    Strangely that freaks people out a little.
  • beautifulnow
    beautifulnow Posts: 307
    I like to step on a fully loaded elevator, stand facing at the doors facing the back and say "i know you are all wondering why I called you here today"

    Strangely that freaks people out a little.

    LLOL I am a visual person and I imagined this with you in your storm trooper outfit lol
  • beautifulnow
    beautifulnow Posts: 307
    okk most embarrassing thing ever for me....so i was late for a Dr. appt and I was goin to the gym right after to I am gettig dressed an grabbed my yoga pants..throw on not looking twice a head out. I get there and there are like 5 ppl in te waiting room and a few are looking and laughing...now i didn't think it was me just figured a joke or something...I go to sit down and this little old (80s atleast) and says "sweetie you have your pad on wrong"...I dont wear pads and have no IDEA what the hell she is talking about...weeeelllll my pants were inside out and the white idk lady parts coverer....on the inside of the pants was showing and sticking out the bac side of my pants :cry: ....she thought it was a pad and all the people in the room heard...by he time I gt tomy doctor he asked if I had turned my pants inside right.
  • Breckgirl
    Breckgirl Posts: 606 Member
    I like to drive with my sunroof wide open in snow storms and sit at the traffic lights catching flakes on my tongue. I have friends that call me during snow storms and yell "Shut your sunroof!!!"
  • 77LouLou
    77LouLou Posts: 75
    My son loves to embarrass me! He tells everyone how I got pulled over in the Walmart parking lot for speeding! (not true)
    Also he tells everyone im a stripper...soo not true!! So now it's an ongoing joke!!

    My youngest daughter loves to dance w me in public..my oldest gets embarrassed!!

    My son gets so mad when we r out and guys notice me!!
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    I like to step on a fully loaded elevator, stand facing at the doors facing the back and say "i know you are all wondering why I called you here today"

    Strangely that freaks people out a little.

    LLOL I am a visual person and I imagined this with you in your storm trooper outfit lol

    :laugh: I was too! That would be a sight!
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I like to drive with my sunroof wide open in snow storms and sit at the traffic lights catching flakes on my tongue. I have friends that call me during snow storms and yell "Shut your sunroof!!!"

    Nice! At least I'm not the only one that does that. Lol.
  • Shamrock40
    Shamrock40 Posts: 264
    okk most embarrassing thing ever for me....so i was late for a Dr. appt and I was goin to the gym right after to I am gettig dressed an grabbed my yoga pants..throw on not looking twice a head out. I get there and there are like 5 ppl in te waiting room and a few are looking and laughing...now i didn't think it was me just figured a joke or something...I go to sit down and this little old (80s atleast) and says "sweetie you have your pad on wrong"...I dont wear pads and have no IDEA what the hell she is talking about...weeeelllll my pants were inside out and the white idk lady parts coverer....on the inside of the pants was showing and sticking out the bac side of my pants :cry: ....she thought it was a pad and all the people in the room heard...by he time I gt tomy doctor he asked if I had turned my pants inside right.

    That made me cry laughing. Honestly, I've done so many embarrassing things, it's not even funny. The worst (but hardly the most embarrassing) is when I ran over my husband's $1500 road bike. When I was pregnant with my first child, I had the WORST memory. I used to forget appointments, forget to pay bills, ask my poor husband the same questions over and over. It was completely ridiculous. My husband was doing a 100-mile bike ride and we were up at the crack of *kitten* to get out there. I parked the car and HELPED HIM UNLOAD HIS BIKE - so I knew that he put it RIGHT BEHIND the car. I saw him put it there myself. He went to go check in, and 5 minutes later I thought to myself, "oh, it's so cold out, why don't I try to park closer so he doesn't have to walk back so far in the cold."

    Yeah, I put our big-*kitten* expedition in reverse and complete ruined his bike. It was awful. When we were leaving, all the bike riders were lined up trying to get to the start line, and I opened my window so I could make sure I wasn't running anyone's toes (or bikes) over. I said to this perfect stranger, "hey, can you move back a little, I already ran over my husband's bike this morning ..." He says to me, "oh YOU'RE the one!" My hubby laughs now because, it's been almost 5 years. Time does heal all wounds, lol.
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