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Joke: Superbang

Lazyboy09
Lazyboy09 Posts: 190 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
One Friday after a hard week of fighting crime, Superman decides to call up his buds Batman and Robin to see if they wanted to go out to chill a at local club. Well, it turns out that they had already been invited to party that Superman didn't even know was going on.

Superman is kind of pissed that he wasn't invited and he's flying around the stratosphere letting off some steam when he looks down with his super vision and sees Wonder Woman nude sunbathing on the beach. Well Superman looks through women's clothes all the time anyway so this was no big deal but then he thinks, "Hey, I could fly down there at the speed of light, have my way with Wonder Woman and then fly away before she even knows what happened."

He cruises around a few more minutes and then just can't help himself. He flies down at the speed of light, gives Wonder Woman a super banging, and then flies away before she can react.

Wonder Woman jumps up and says, "What was that!?!"

The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but it HURT LIKE HELL!"

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