Only One Pound

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Came across this and thought I'd share:

Hello, do you know me?
If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat,
And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
I'm ONLY ONE POUND, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is, until I've grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.
And, I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
Happy Days!!!
After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!

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  • Mustangsally1000
    Mustangsally1000 Posts: 860 Member
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    Great post! And isn't it the truth. I know I've said that a million times. Gives me a new perspective. Thanks! :flowerforyou:
  • Shrinking_Xtina
    Shrinking_Xtina Posts: 478 Member
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    Haha yupp, I thought it was funny but the reality is lots of people think losing one pound is nothing and get unmotivated. Patience folks!
  • susancelli928
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    That was awesome. I am posting this on my FB.
  • KatyE213
    KatyE213 Posts: 446 Member
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    Luv it!! :smile:
  • josborn1012
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    Thank you for sharing that... I think we could all read this on those slow days.
  • lisa_lotte
    lisa_lotte Posts: 216
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    Bump :-)