OT- Finish the sentence...

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  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    reach into the bowl and grab the slimy fish. But a I was pulling it out...
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    reach into the bowl and grab the slimy fish. But a I was pulling it out...

    my boss yelled at me and told me to come into..
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    ... his lair to help him into his Batman costume. I of course complied, fearing I would lose my...
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    Job. My boss is one hot man but this is the first time i have seen him in a batman costume.... i have previously seen him in ...
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Job. My boss is one hot man but this is the first time i have seen him in a batman costume.... i have previously seen him in ...

    a princess laya costume and that kinda freaked me out. After helping him I...
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
    Job. My boss is one hot man but this is the first time i have seen him in a batman costume.... i have previously seen him in ...

    a princess laya costume and that kinda freaked me out. After helping him I...
    ran and started up that hot bat cycle and we set out to find the
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    Town witch who could help us with the goldfish problem but as we started out...
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Town witch who could help us with the goldfish problem but as we started out...

    my boss split the seat of his pants as he sat on the bat cycle! Man, I guess I forgot to have it altered like he asked me to. He got off the cycle, glared at me and..
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    quickly covered the split in his pants where i could see his pink lacy thong, and he said to me....
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    quickly covered the split in his pants where i could see his pink lacy thong, and he said to me....
    "Do you WANT me to finish your name on the tombstone down in the secret catacombs?"....I shook my head and handed him my sweater to wrap around his waist, hiding the pink lacy thong. He sighed...got back on the bat cycle and we....
  • Fit2btied
    Fit2btied Posts: 486
    raced down the street, looking out opposite windows, pretending that whole pink thong thing had never happened! Suddenly there was a crash and...
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    we hit a mail box...... then i looked down and realised i was still holding onto the slimy purple fish so i decided to ....
  • Fit2btied
    Fit2btied Posts: 486
    eat it and...
  • JMAMA
    JMAMA Posts: 298 Member
    and after doing so I though great, "how many calories is that going to set me over." I let out a huge burp, that slimy fish tasted terrible. I decided to log on to MFP to enter that snack, and all of a sudden....
  • cnolovechild
    cnolovechild Posts: 179
    oops..lol
  • cnolovechild
    cnolovechild Posts: 179
    and after doing so I though great, "how many calories is that going to set me over." I let out a huge burp, that slimy fish tasted terrible. I decided to log on to MFP to enter that snack, and all of a sudden....


    ....I heard a voice from inside of me, and it said.....
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    and after doing so I though great, "how many calories is that going to set me over." I let out a huge burp, that slimy fish tasted terrible. I decided to log on to MFP to enter that snack, and all of a sudden....


    ....I heard a voice from inside of me, and it said.....
    "I am the fish you just ate! Whatever was in that letter that fell into my bowl has caused me to morph and I am now a part of you forever!! I will be your conscience and give my opinion of whatever you eat"....hearing this caused me to.....
  • Fit2btied
    Fit2btied Posts: 486
    ...drive past every fish market and restaurant in the area, doomed to never eat fish again! But I'm hungry so...
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    I ate a few Pepperidge Farm's goldfish crackers. Surely they don't count as real fish, right? In the midst of shoveling the bite size morsals of yummy cheddar crackers into my mouth, I began to choke as I saw...
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    I ate a few Pepperidge Farm's goldfish crackers. Surely they don't count as real fish, right? In the midst of shoveling the bite size morsals of yummy cheddar crackers into my mouth, I began to choke as I saw...

    my shadow. It was the shape of the slimy fish I...
  • kjllose
    kjllose Posts: 948 Member
    was also that ugly purple color but hopefully I could find that janitor again after my boss and I finished....
  • Fit2btied
    Fit2btied Posts: 486
    ...since I look horrible in purple, I grabbed my make-up to try to touch up but...
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    ...since I look horrible in purple, I grabbed my make-up to try to touch up but...


    It wouldn't come off!! Behing me was my boss calling my name and I ...
  • Lskid85
    Lskid85 Posts: 16
    ...the letter and it proceeded to explain to me how to get...
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    ...the letter and it proceeded to explain to me how to get...

    this purple off of me. It read "Say these following words 3 times...
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    puuuuurple people eater.... so i took a deep breath and started reciting the words,,,,
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    puuuuurple people eater.... so i took a deep breath and started reciting the words,,,,

    "puuuuurple people eater, puuuuurple people eater, puuuuurple people eater." Suddenly, the room filled with...
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    puuuuurple people eater.... so i took a deep breath and started reciting the words,,,,

    "puuuuurple people eater, puuuuurple people eater, puuuuurple people eater." Suddenly, the room filled with...

    Smoke, I ran for the door and when I opened there stood....
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    puuuuurple people eater.... so i took a deep breath and started reciting the words,,,,

    "puuuuurple people eater, puuuuurple people eater, puuuuurple people eater." Suddenly, the room filled with...

    Smoke, I ran for the door and when I opened there stood....

    Barney. I couldn't believe it...
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    puuuuurple people eater.... so i took a deep breath and started reciting the words,,,,

    "puuuuurple people eater, puuuuurple people eater, puuuuurple people eater." Suddenly, the room filled with...

    Smoke, I ran for the door and when I opened there stood....

    Barney. I couldn't believe it...

    I asked him...how exactly do you know that I love you too???? Then noticed behind him was a
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