Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend

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  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
    :indifferent: IS YOUR HAND OK? :tongue: I actually did read this.... did you consider mail order brides? :bigsmile:
    I should say are your hands ok! The other way could be taken the wrong way, especially for a single guy!! :tongue:
  • AngieRevised
    AngieRevised Posts: 61
    Maybe you are too anal???:huh:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I'm a
    Player
    In a
    Management
    Position.
  • Aylilth
    Aylilth Posts: 125
    Try internet dating it opens up a whole new world
  • sunshine79
    sunshine79 Posts: 758 Member
    There's a well known book that I read which says that you will have what you speak and that death and life are in the power of the tongue.

    Rather than keep confessing that 'you will never have a girlfriend' How about saying something more positive??????

    Maybe part of the reason you don't have one is because you keep on making that negative declaration.

    There is someone for everyone :flowerforyou: :smile: :wink:

    HOwever, I am glad that you are confident in who you are - that's a great place to be
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    Hmm... I saw some big words in your post. I'll look them up later.

    Maybe the next time your at the gym you could migrate over to the sweatless babe on the treadmill, flex, and say,'Hey baby! You need any jars opened?"
  • Mrs_McFadden
    Mrs_McFadden Posts: 1,139
    ROFL @ merely one standard deviation HAHAHAHAH :laugh:
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    ...or I could just introduce you to my sister. Just don't tell me 'how it went' if you hit it off, yuck....
  • sweetheart03622
    sweetheart03622 Posts: 928 Member
    Hmm... I saw some big words in your post. I'll look them up later.

    Maybe the next time your at the gym you could migrate over to the sweatless babe on the treadmill, flex, and say,'Hey baby! You need any jars opened?"

    That's totally all I need in a man...
  • JenniferH81
    JenniferH81 Posts: 285 Member
    Hmm... I saw some big words in your post. I'll look them up later.

    Maybe the next time your at the gym you could migrate over to the sweatless babe on the treadmill, flex, and say,'Hey baby! You need any jars opened?"

    That's totally all I need in a man...

    Reaching the top shelf, then opening the jar you just got from said shelf.
  • takingnameskickingbutt
    takingnameskickingbutt Posts: 231 Member
    Well at least you can make a girl laught ... that's a start.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    Hmm... I saw some big words in your post. I'll look them up later.

    Maybe the next time your at the gym you could migrate over to the sweatless babe on the treadmill, flex, and say,'Hey baby! You need any jars opened?"

    That's totally all I need in a man...

    Reaching the top shelf, then opening the jar you just got from said shelf.

    Oh, now that's just too high maintenance for me....
  • JenniferH81
    JenniferH81 Posts: 285 Member
    Hmm... I saw some big words in your post. I'll look them up later.

    Maybe the next time your at the gym you could migrate over to the sweatless babe on the treadmill, flex, and say,'Hey baby! You need any jars opened?"

    That's totally all I need in a man...

    Reaching the top shelf, then opening the jar you just got from said shelf.

    Oh, now that's just too high maintenance for me....

    Figures!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Ginny must be holdin off on you or somthing. GINNY DROP THE SALSA AND CHIPS AND GO FIND YOUR GEEK!!! LOL!!!!
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