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If you KNEW you wouldn't get caught....
mholmes
Posts: 949 Member
What would you do if you knew there was no way to get caught?
Rob a bank?
Toilet paper someones house?
Spit in someones food :sick: ?
Come on, I know we've all got it in us.... :smokin:
Rob a bank?
Toilet paper someones house?
Spit in someones food :sick: ?
Come on, I know we've all got it in us.... :smokin:
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What would you do if you knew there was no way to get caught?
Rob a bank?
Toilet paper someones house?
Spit in someones food :sick: ?
Come on, I know we've all got it in us.... :smokin:0 -
i think i would go threw my friends clothes ! they all have great clothes !!0
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International jewel thief. :bigsmile:
I like sparkly things!
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Fine since we're all shy...
I'll tell you one thing I actually did do and mind you loads of alcohol was involved before anyone thinks bad of me....
One night the dh and I were out at our local hang out and a little, well a lot, drunk and acting like goofballs! Dancing to all the cheesy songs people were playing and doing the running man, cabbage patch, robot, you name it. Well these people who we'd never seen in there before come in and take the pool table beside us then start immitating and making fun of my dh. Well, in good spirits I decided to befriend the losers and buy them a shot. :devil: Since we pretty much had stock in the bar as often as we were there I knew the bartender would do what ever I wanted so had her make 5 "Royal Flushes" 2 with alcohol, 3 without. I then proceeded to spit in their shots and went back to cheers the @$$holes. It was a great night!0 -
Looking through hot guys bedroom windows:laugh: :laugh:0
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I think I'd pull an Italian Job haha!0
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I've done 2 of the 3 listed on the first post!! :blushing:0
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I've done 2 of the 3 listed on the first post!! :blushing:
Well.... I think it's safe to assume you didn't rob a bank!! :laugh: Right :huh: ?0 -
I'd also......
Break into my bank's computer system....
Rig elections :laugh:
Kidnap Patrick Dempsey....what??? I wouldn't HARM him, per se........:bigsmile:0 -
I would definitely rob a bank...and go through all the safe deposit boxes for good measure...0
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I'd also......
Break into my bank's computer system....
Rig elections :laugh:
Kidnap Patrick Dempsey....what??? I wouldn't HARM him, per se........:bigsmile:
rotflmao @ per se.....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: how do I love thee shannon let me count the N's!!! LMBO0 -
rotflmao @ per se.....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: how do I love thee shannon let me count the N's!!! LMBO
"count the N's" bwahahahahaha!!!
There's 3, dontcha know??? :laugh:0 -
I'd sneak into this "man pit" that these MFP ladies have going on...0
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well, my wife does have some very nice outfits in our closet.......:laugh: ........0
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well, my wife does have some very nice outfits in our closet.......:laugh: ........
um.....:embarassed: hahahaha.....
hey who's that cute kid in your avatar!!!....*changing the subject really quick!!!* :laugh:0 -
I'd sneak into this "man pit" that these MFP ladies have going on...
oh you would would you
!!! hmmmm and I was gonna ask you to join our security force today....now I'm not too sure.....hmmmmmm:huh: 0 -
Well.... I think it's safe to assume you didn't rob a bank!! :laugh: Right :huh: ?
Don't you wish you knew! :laugh:0 -
...hey who's that cute kid in your avatar!!!....*changing the subject really quick!!!* :laugh:
Yours truly, born in Hawaii! I see the crowd frowns on cross dressers; there goes the regional meetings!
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Yours truly, born in Hawaii! I see the crowd frowns on cross dressers; there goes the regional meetings!
awww sooo cute!!!
and oh no didn't say that! have you seen the many "KILTS" the guys here are wearing *whispers to emdico...they are really skirts but we humor them!* so you know do you thang mr!!! lol
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...hugs!
Back at 'ya!0 -
I am not talking to
1)Shannon with three N's
OR
2) Ali with an A....L.....and I.
Pssst...Natasha...I'll sneak you into the pit tonight for 5 bucks.0 -
I am not talking to
1)Shannon with three N's
OR
2) Ali with an A....L.....and I.
Pssst...Natasha...I'll sneak you into the pit tonight for 5 bucks.
Try to resist our charms.
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I don't know that I'd rob a bank, but I'd definitely hack into my banks accounts and "transfer" s few funds. And maybe wipe out my credit card debt!
Oh, and definitely spy on the boys next door after their workout sessions... I work next-door to the Marine recruiting station. Hubba hubba!
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I am not talking to
1)Shannon with three N's
OR
2) Ali with an A....L.....and I.
Pssst...Natasha...I'll sneak you into the pit tonight for 5 bucks.
*looks around to make sure Ali isn't looking*
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Natasha {{giggle}} I meant a $5 bill.....not pennies!:laugh:0 -
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Natasha {{giggle}} I meant a $5 bill.....not pennies!:laugh:
oops...Gots to go to the bank now...0 -
Natasha {{giggle}} I meant a $5 bill.....not pennies!:laugh:
pennies.....where is Natasha going w/ all those pennies?????0 -
She should sleep for awhile now. :bigsmile:0
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