Welcome back all! A quote for daily reading..

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jkleman79
jkleman79 Posts: 706 Member
in Motivation and Support
Wanted to take this one on the humorous side a bit.. seen this at the gym this morning.. Enjoy!

STRESS

Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it
Drive carefully, its not only cars that can be recalled by their maker
If you cant be kind, atleast have the decency to be vague
If you lend someone $20 and never see the person again, it was probably worth it
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
Never buy a car you can not push
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you wont have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you cant dance well, Just get up and dance
Since its the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late
The second mouse gets the cheese
When everythings coming your way, your in the wrong lane
Birthdays are good for you, The more you have, the longer you live
You may be only person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person
Some mistakes are to much fun to make only once
We could learn alot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour
Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today
It was I, your friend.

Have a wonderful day everyone! =0)

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  • heathhumble
    heathhumble Posts: 178
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    Nice
  • PST0622
    PST0622 Posts: 115
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    Thanks for this!!!! It was a wonderful start to my day:o)
  • brenda_71
    brenda_71 Posts: 151
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    Nice!! Thanks for sharing. You have a wonderfuly heathy day!!
  • KellyBurton1
    KellyBurton1 Posts: 529 Member
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    :laugh: Thanks for the post, I needed that!
  • Angeladobush
    Angeladobush Posts: 58 Member
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    Hey thanks for taking a few minute out of your day to bring a smile to my face......more people should be like you!!!!!
  • msonja
    msonja Posts: 1
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    had to laugh straight out at the ...since it is the early worm to be eaten by the bird sleep late....all in the perspective
  • Maagrie
    Maagrie Posts: 49 Member
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    What a great way to look at things! Thanks for sharing!:happy:
  • jwill10
    jwill10 Posts: 30
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    Thanks. Thats funny :)
  • pvesey
    pvesey Posts: 55 Member
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    Loved it! Thanks for sharing.
  • jkleman79
    jkleman79 Posts: 706 Member
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    Wanted to bump so more can see.. =0) Nice and sunny here today. Feels awesome!
  • KendalBeee
    KendalBeee Posts: 2,269 Member
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    awesome post! put a smile on my face :smile:

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