Has anyone tried the Neckline slimmer?

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  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    You can use it while slimming your butt and belly on this:

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  • PhotogNerd
    PhotogNerd Posts: 420 Member
    Neckline Slimmer. . . . . . Sounds legit.
  • I'd rather spend my money on Cadbury Creme Eggs. :happy:

    share?

    Dost Thou enjoy creamy explosions in thy mouth?

    I like to suck on the chocolate until it melts...and then lick the center with my tongue.

    video?
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    I have three and they all work.

    One for each of my chins... BAZINGA!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Men have been using this secret for years ladies.
    Its called a neck tie,

    And a necktie is incredibly hot, btw.
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    I'd rather spend my money on Cadbury Creme Eggs. :happy:

    share?

    Dost Thou enjoy creamy explosions in thy mouth?

    I like to suck on the chocolate until it melts...and then lick the center with my tongue.

    Ahhh me too! :wink:
  • ncahill77
    ncahill77 Posts: 501 Member
    Well that just dashed my hopes, I don't need a muscle workout on my neck, I need something to actually slim my "neck" I have to wear a tie which means I have to button the top button, the only shirts with a big enough neck fit me like freakin baggy dresses.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    BUMP, because this contraption DOES have magnificent reviews!

    and the advertisers couldn't just make these up?

    And if you aren't answering or replying to the original posted question, then why take the time out to be a cynical jerk? Jeez!

    Are you real life?

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  • Bwahaha. I've seen too many of these "Spot Reduction" products in my Asian markets..

    Seriously though, if you use them, they do appear to "work", but then the results will ALWAYS go away. Unless, of course, if you plan on playing with those Thigh/Chin/Neckline Slimming Products for the rest of your life, then yes, the results will appear. But once you fall out of your daily 20-minute of massaging, all miracle results will disappear. You will be back to Square One. The only way to maintain your results through these silly products, is if you use them religiously. Evvvrrrday and Evvvrrnaiight.

    If I were you, I would just use my own pair of hands. Massage your neck downwards. That is more effective, and you save yourself a couple of dollars. One trick I used to do to 'tighten up' the skin on my chin was I would look up the ceiling and pretend I'm chewing on something.

    Hope this helps!
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    I suspect you might be better off just getting on the exercise bike while you watch television.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Well that just dashed my hopes, I don't need a muscle workout on my neck, I need something to actually slim my "neck" I have to wear a tie which means I have to button the top button, the only shirts with a big enough neck fit me like freakin baggy dresses.

    Ah, but the googly eyes :love: you'd get from the ladies...think about that. :wink:
  • FrnkLft
    FrnkLft Posts: 1,821 Member
    I'm probably in a bad mood, but seriously they're just going to keep making this **** if people keep "buying" it. If you're going to invest so much of your time, emotion, and effort into fitness and exercise, take the time to read about it so you know you're on the right track. "Common knowledge" in the fitness and dieting community isn't worth the hot air it's communicated with.

    The only thing that makes your body look more "toned" or "slim" is loosing weight and building muscle (even for ladies, and no I don't mean bulking up like a man or female bodybuilder) or getting the skin removed.

    For the record... and I mean this very sincerely, first love yourself, that's so important, but also put up or shutup.
  • FrnkLft
    FrnkLft Posts: 1,821 Member
    Well that just dashed my hopes, I don't need a muscle workout on my neck, I need something to actually slim my "neck" I have to wear a tie which means I have to button the top button, the only shirts with a big enough neck fit me like freakin baggy dresses.

    I have the same problem since I'm short and have a slim build. Try stores like Banana Republic, or brands with "slim fit" shirts whose cut is more "rectangular" than "square".
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