I'm the only one who....

petunia

is not ALLOWED to have a bad day... :grumble:

doesn't get to sleep in (even on the weekends)... :yawn:

is counselor, friend, nurse, banker, janitor, teacher, disciplinarian, secretary, landscaper, playmate, cook and lover (and none of these are my 'day' jobs)

Whew... thanks for letting me rant!

SoupNazi

knows how to glare down an annoying person until they shut the frick up.
*stares at hubby
(sorry bout that psychotic moment there)

knows how to trip UP the stairs multiple times in a row.:embarassed:

knows how to type on MFP while cleaning out (2) bathrooms and running a vacuum cleaner.:bigsmile:

I'm good for tripping up the stairs too! hehehe!

Yeh... but can you trip over nothing?? I can! :laugh: Top that!!

I admits to nuthin!

:laugh:

petunia

Yeh... but can you trip over nothing?? I can! :laugh: Top that!!

I can too!! My mom has always called me a 'bull in a china shop'...

Unfortunately, my DH heard this and now says the same thing... :grumble:

Oh well, if the shoe fits.... :laugh:

calatibo

knows how to glare down an annoying person until they shut the frick up.
*stares at hubby
(sorry bout that psychotic moment there)

knows how to trip UP the stairs multiple times in a row.:embarassed:

knows how to type on MFP while cleaning out (2) bathrooms and running a vacuum cleaner.:bigsmile:

I'm good for tripping up the stairs too! hehehe!

...I broke my toe tripping up some stairs, 2 days before i had triumphantly declared to all around me that i had never broken a bone in my body desipte playting rugby....:embarassed:

so, to stand up for the males in here...I am the only one that knows that..

- the last place you put something is the best place to look for it later
- it is easier if the last place you put something is the same place you always leave everything
- if you are looking for somewhere to store everything you might need later (eg that "last place") the floor has plenty of room

- dishes magically do themselves if left in the sink, often they can be found in the dishwasher later that day
- equally, the bin also seems to empty itself when it is just about to over flow

(ok, just joking, if i did leave all this stuff to be done it would still need doing as i live on my own in my own little pit somewhere over that hill over there ->)

SoupNazi

knows how to glare down an annoying person until they shut the frick up.
*stares at hubby
(sorry bout that psychotic moment there)

knows how to trip UP the stairs multiple times in a row.:embarassed:

knows how to type on MFP while cleaning out (2) bathrooms and running a vacuum cleaner.:bigsmile:

I'm good for tripping up the stairs too! hehehe!

...I broke my toe tripping up some stairs, 2 days before i had triumphantly declared to all around me that i had never broken a bone in my body desipte playting rugby....:embarassed:

so, to stand up for the males in here...I am the only one that knows that..

- the last place you put something is the best place to look for it later
- it is easier if the last place you put something is the same place you always leave everything
- if you are looking for somewhere to store everything you might need later (eg that "last place") the floor has plenty of room

- dishes magically do themselves if left in the sink, often they can be found in the dishwasher later that day
- equally, the bin also seems to empty itself when it is just about to over flow

(ok, just joking, if i did leave all this stuff to be done it would still need doing as i live on my own in my own little pit somewhere over that hill over there ->)

Bwahahahahaha! You crack me up!
Now....go back to the pit please. Ali will not be happy if she sees you out...and on my watch no less.:embarassed:

calatibo

knows how to glare down an annoying person until they shut the frick up.
*stares at hubby
(sorry bout that psychotic moment there)

knows how to trip UP the stairs multiple times in a row.:embarassed:

knows how to type on MFP while cleaning out (2) bathrooms and running a vacuum cleaner.:bigsmile:

I'm good for tripping up the stairs too! hehehe!

...I broke my toe tripping up some stairs, 2 days before i had triumphantly declared to all around me that i had never broken a bone in my body desipte playting rugby....:embarassed:

so, to stand up for the males in here...I am the only one that knows that..

- the last place you put something is the best place to look for it later
- it is easier if the last place you put something is the same place you always leave everything
- if you are looking for somewhere to store everything you might need later (eg that "last place") the floor has plenty of room

- dishes magically do themselves if left in the sink, often they can be found in the dishwasher later that day
- equally, the bin also seems to empty itself when it is just about to over flow

(ok, just joking, if i did leave all this stuff to be done it would still need doing as i live on my own in my own little pit somewhere over that hill over there ->)

Bwahahahahaha! You crack me up!
Now....go back to the pit please. Ali will not be happy if she sees you out...and on my watch no less.:embarassed:

sorry, just nipped out to get the dishes done. Now my pit has a big telly and all the jerky i can eat am i eager to return :happy:

ali106

knows how to glare down an annoying person until they shut the frick up.
*stares at hubby
(sorry bout that psychotic moment there)

knows how to trip UP the stairs multiple times in a row.:embarassed:

knows how to type on MFP while cleaning out (2) bathrooms and running a vacuum cleaner.:bigsmile:

I'm good for tripping up the stairs too! hehehe!

...I broke my toe tripping up some stairs, 2 days before i had triumphantly declared to all around me that i had never broken a bone in my body desipte playting rugby....:embarassed:

so, to stand up for the males in here...I am the only one that knows that..

- the last place you put something is the best place to look for it later
- it is easier if the last place you put something is the same place you always leave everything
- if you are looking for somewhere to store everything you might need later (eg that "last place") the floor has plenty of room

- dishes magically do themselves if left in the sink, often they can be found in the dishwasher later that day
- equally, the bin also seems to empty itself when it is just about to over flow

(ok, just joking, if i did leave all this stuff to be done it would still need doing as i live on my own in my own little pit somewhere over that hill over there ->)

Bwahahahahaha! You crack me up!
Now....go back to the pit please. Ali will not be happy if she sees you out...and on my watch no less.:embarassed:

sorry, just nipped out to get the dishes done. Now my pit has a big telly and all the jerky i can eat am i eager to return :happy:

Don't forget the Sangria Cal!!! .......now GET~!:laugh:

calatibo

knows how to glare down an annoying person until they shut the frick up.
*stares at hubby
(sorry bout that psychotic moment there)

knows how to trip UP the stairs multiple times in a row.:embarassed:

knows how to type on MFP while cleaning out (2) bathrooms and running a vacuum cleaner.:bigsmile:

I'm good for tripping up the stairs too! hehehe!

...I broke my toe tripping up some stairs, 2 days before i had triumphantly declared to all around me that i had never broken a bone in my body desipte playting rugby....:embarassed:

so, to stand up for the males in here...I am the only one that knows that..

- the last place you put something is the best place to look for it later
- it is easier if the last place you put something is the same place you always leave everything
- if you are looking for somewhere to store everything you might need later (eg that "last place") the floor has plenty of room

- dishes magically do themselves if left in the sink, often they can be found in the dishwasher later that day
- equally, the bin also seems to empty itself when it is just about to over flow

(ok, just joking, if i did leave all this stuff to be done it would still need doing as i live on my own in my own little pit somewhere over that hill over there ->)

Bwahahahahaha! You crack me up!
Now....go back to the pit please. Ali will not be happy if she sees you out...and on my watch no less.:embarassed:

sorry, just nipped out to get the dishes done. Now my pit has a big telly and all the jerky i can eat am i eager to return :happy:

Don't forget the Sangria Cal!!! .......now GET~!:laugh:

oooh, lovely sangria....how could i forget. :drinker: