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    • Posts: 252 Member
      These were funny.
    • Posts: 418 Member
      heading to the clubs tonight to see how they work. be back with my progress later

      Better wear a cup!!!!

      And the worst one I have heard....

      "Girl you are looking good tonight, play your cards right and you can be my next ex!"
    • Posts: 766 Member
      #9 and #14 have me rolling!!!:laugh:

      ...thanks for causing all the funny stares from my coworkers as i wipe my tears from laughing :tongue:
    • Posts: 991 Member
      The old classic

      If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
    • Posts: 215
      You daddy must be a theif. He stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes. I know I vurped just writing it.
    • Posts: 238
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      he took me home! J/K

      It took me a second. Very funny!
    • Posts: 139
      Ladies, if we are totally honest here, pick up lines really don't matter. When we role up on you guy looking and smelling good, you really don't care what we say. My wife said she had it figured out already, before I said a word. Now, I am a smooth operator, but just saying.
    • Posts: 760 Member
      If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

      Are you a terrorist? Cause you da bomb!
      ***

      The one that actually made my knees weak was a HOT guy that my husband works with (15 years younger than me that I had been hanging out with while my hubby was working)
      Got right into my face, (bodies touching) looked deep in my eyes and said "You are sexy as F**K right now, here's my room key"... *SWOON* If I was single, I would have followed him anywhere...!!
      [Didn't accept the key, and ran like HELL!!]:laugh: :laugh: Well, I did excuse myself as soon as I could, and avoided him like the plague the rest of the trip.

      Needless to say, I didn't tell my husband why I couldn't hang out with him anymore! :blushing:
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      BUMP
    • Posts: 288
      Love it! lol!
    • Posts: 108 Member
      Too funny!
    • Posts: 292
      awesome!! just awesome!!!
    • Posts: 75
      My personal fav ''If I where a Squirrel, I would totally hide my nuts in you.'' LOL Thanks for the laughs!
    • Posts: 111
      ....ummm I wanna get in your pants.... Nah, no thanks, I have one a##hole in there already...says the waitress....hahaha This really happened. I dyed laughin'....

      seriously rotf lmao
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