Pick up lines

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  • mrscjwilson
    mrscjwilson Posts: 252 Member
    These were funny.
  • bbb84
    bbb84 Posts: 418 Member
    heading to the clubs tonight to see how they work. be back with my progress later

    Better wear a cup!!!!

    And the worst one I have heard....

    "Girl you are looking good tonight, play your cards right and you can be my next ex!"
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    #9 and #14 have me rolling!!!:laugh:

    ...thanks for causing all the funny stares from my coworkers as i wipe my tears from laughing :tongue:
  • jeffrodgers1
    jeffrodgers1 Posts: 991 Member
    The old classic

    If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    You daddy must be a theif. He stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes. I know I vurped just writing it.
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    and...
    he took me home! J/K

    It took me a second. Very funny!
  • Swilson87
    Swilson87 Posts: 139
    Ladies, if we are totally honest here, pick up lines really don't matter. When we role up on you guy looking and smelling good, you really don't care what we say. My wife said she had it figured out already, before I said a word. Now, I am a smooth operator, but just saying.
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

    Are you a terrorist? Cause you da bomb!
    ***

    The one that actually made my knees weak was a HOT guy that my husband works with (15 years younger than me that I had been hanging out with while my hubby was working)
    Got right into my face, (bodies touching) looked deep in my eyes and said "You are sexy as F**K right now, here's my room key"... *SWOON* If I was single, I would have followed him anywhere...!!
    [Didn't accept the key, and ran like HELL!!]:laugh: :laugh: Well, I did excuse myself as soon as I could, and avoided him like the plague the rest of the trip.

    Needless to say, I didn't tell my husband why I couldn't hang out with him anymore! :blushing:
  • Disinte_GratioN
    Disinte_GratioN Posts: 60
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    BUMP
  • med79
    med79 Posts: 288
    Love it! lol!
  • liveinbliss
    liveinbliss Posts: 108 Member
    Too funny!
  • savvynurse
    savvynurse Posts: 292
    awesome!! just awesome!!!
  • ImBabyBunny
    ImBabyBunny Posts: 75
    My personal fav ''If I where a Squirrel, I would totally hide my nuts in you.'' LOL Thanks for the laughs!
  • whodatgrl
    whodatgrl Posts: 111
    ....ummm I wanna get in your pants.... Nah, no thanks, I have one a##hole in there already...says the waitress....hahaha This really happened. I dyed laughin'....

    seriously rotf lmao
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