Someone give me a reason...

ejohndrow

...not to wish I could three round burst (with my M4) these *kitten* I work with.
(jail time doesnt count). Basically someone put me in a better mood please!

ninyagwa

For a few reasons...I'll make a list...I'm fond of lists they organize things so nicely, plus I don't have worry so much about punctuation.

1. Shooting at an *kitten* would be quite difficult, as the few I've encounted usually aren't more than an inch in diameter
2. Wouldn't you rather be in the news for something awesome live saving a crateful of kittens from a housefire?
3. The recoil might make your arm sore, and are they really worth making your arm sore?
4. The sheer mess, really I'm already thinking about the amount of swiffer mop pads needed
5. You'll need to find a new job

I hope the urge to committ homicide as subsided a little!

monkeybuttsmommy

Two blondes are standing in a rain storm on the banks of a river. One is on the east bank and the other is on the west bank. The blonde on the west bank yells to the other blonde "How do I get to the other side?" And the Blonde on the east bank yells "You ARE on the other side!"

michelle4271

For a few reasons...I'll make a list...I'm fond of lists they organize things so nicely, plus I don't have worry so much about punctuation.

1. Shooting at an *kitten* would be quite difficult, as the few I've encounted usually aren't more than an inch in diameter
2. Wouldn't you rather be in the news for something awesome live saving a crateful of kittens from a housefire?
3. The recoil might make your arm sore, and are they really worth making your arm sore?
4. The sheer mess, really I'm already thinking about the amount of swiffer mop pads needed
5. You'll need to find a new job

I hope the urge to committ homicide as subsided a little!

edit:, the both of you are quite funny hehe


haha,,,OMG this was just great, if it didnt cheer her up, it sure cheered me up, so,,,,WELL DONE youve completed you task for the day!!

you must be a riot in person lmao

shaheerahs

For a few reasons...I'll make a list...I'm fond of lists they organize things so nicely, plus I don't have worry so much about punctuation.

1. Shooting at an *kitten* would be quite difficult, as the few I've encounted usually aren't more than an inch in diameter
2. Wouldn't you rather be in the news for something awesome live saving a crateful of kittens from a housefire?
3. The recoil might make your arm sore, and are they really worth making your arm sore?
4. The sheer mess, really I'm already thinking about the amount of swiffer mop pads needed
5. You'll need to find a new job

I hope the urge to committ homicide as subsided a little!

Too funny! Seriously though they are probably not worth the stress they are causing you. Maybe you could kill em with kindness instead.

ejohndrow

Hahahaha nice. Although I don`t want to brag or anything but I`m a pretty good shot and even if I missed that actual area I`m sure I`d hit something at least. Also, the recoil from this is like nothing. You barely feel it. But, in the end prison doesnt seem fun so I`ll hold myself back.

ejohndrow

Can one swiffer a flightline? Seems like it would be difficult. Anyway its my 2nd to last day of flight. I really dont care to kill anyone here with kindness.

CmGoode

For a few reasons...I'll make a list...I'm fond of lists they organize things so nicely, plus I don't have worry so much about punctuation.

1. Shooting at an *kitten* would be quite difficult, as the few I've encounted usually aren't more than an inch in diameter
2. Wouldn't you rather be in the news for something awesome live saving a crateful of kittens from a housefire?
3. The recoil might make your arm sore, and are they really worth making your arm sore?
4. The sheer mess, really I'm already thinking about the amount of swiffer mop pads needed
5. You'll need to find a new job

I hope the urge to committ homicide as subsided a little!

edit:, the both of you are quite funny hehe


haha,,,OMG this was just great, if it didnt cheer her up, it sure cheered me up, so,,,,WELL DONE youve completed you task for the day!!

you must be a riot in person lmao

She is indeed a riot in person.....it's a good thing she is my best friend.

Murder would be a drag for everyone involved though....Prison clothes flatter NO ONE and you could end up being someone's *****.....just sayin'

ejohndrow

Maybe...or maybe I would make someone mine, you never know. And I would never shoot someone unless it was justified. But I do have 120 rounds it would be fun to have target practice at least. Oh well at least I get to walk around in the wind and rain...because thats awesome.