Why?

Heather75
Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
edited September 26 in Chit-Chat
For some reason, I always end up next to the smelly person at the gym. Sometimes, it is the farter. Sometimes it is the I don't' have to wash my gym clothes person. Other times, it is the I will cover up my sweat with tons of perfume person.

The other day, my olfactory senses met a new nemesis. It was like when she was in the shower, instead of washing her special lady areas with soap, she accidentally picked up an onion and used that.

I'm sorry if this is gross to READ, but it was even worse to SMELL.

Why does this keep happening to me?
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  • Nvanac
    Nvanac Posts: 33
    LOL Im sorry I dont have any good advice but it did make me laugh
  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
    I don't even know what to say to that....
  • lsd007
    lsd007 Posts: 435
    Sorry, i can't stop laughing long enough to think up a good response to this. (:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I thought I was going to throw up, but I was 15 minutes into a 30 minute cardio session, and I couldn't stop. Her poor husband/boyfriend. One shower would not get rid of that.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I think being the incredibly drippy sweaty girl who LOOKS like she probably smells keeps most of them away from me.

    I did have Mr. Uses Too Much Aftershave Guy once. My throat closed up and I thought my eyes were on fire.

    Sadly, I've been the farty girl. :embarassed: I like fiber. What can I say?!
  • lilac01
    lilac01 Posts: 180 Member
    Totally made me laugh!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I just don't' get it. I'm a good person. I say please and thank you. I pay my taxes. What have I done to deserve this?
  • menchi
    menchi Posts: 297 Member
    LOL Im sorry I dont have any good advice but it did make me laugh

    Ditto!

    But seriously, maybe your gym needs better ventilation? Is there a fan you can do your workout near?
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    NO FAN!

    I'm kind of a mouth breather. Maybe I could wear nose plugs.
  • midmomike2
    midmomike2 Posts: 213
    That's funny! Well, sort of....
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    It's funny when it happens to someone else. If it was anyone but me, I would think it was hilarious. FML.
  • stepherjensen
    stepherjensen Posts: 49 Member
    That is totally disgusting (and hilarious...sorry!!!) ...I'm so sorry for you! :)
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    You think she put the soap in her salad?
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    You think she put the soap in her salad?

    Maybe. Or on her steak sandwich.
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    You think she put the soap in her salad?

    Maybe. Or on her steak sandwich.

    Her breath should be fresh then.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    At least something is.
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    Does she sing in the shower? Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce.....
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Hah! I don't know about that. Maybe the onion was in lieu of a shower.
  • lisam724
    lisam724 Posts: 58 Member
    Sorry you have to deal with that but at my job I work on a city bus and if you can believe it I get some smelly people on my bus what I do is I take my body spray on my finger and rub it on my upper lip and then that's what I smell ! I hope it helps !!!

    Lisa
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    Put a turnip on the soap dish. They don't smell as bad.
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