Girlie Wisdom

Javancub

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth conrtol pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it skrinks 2 sizes!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! :drinker:

Javancub

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth conrtol pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it skrinks 2 sizes!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! :drinker:

Shannon023

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Those are great!

Tizz

keep the good stuff coming.. it's making my work day very entertaining:drinker:

Phoenix_Rising

Thanks for the smile to lift my dreary mood!