Childrens Science Exam

Children's Science Exam

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam
Answers.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this !)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels, A,E, I, O, and U..

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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  • Javancub
    Javancub Posts: 181
    Children's Science Exam

    If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam
    Answers.

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
    drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
    pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this !)
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
    to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
    nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
    A: Premature death.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and
    the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
    contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
    bowels, A,E, I, O, and U..

    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
    A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    I almost snorted my drink through my nose and I was only down to the second Q&A. :laugh:


    So good I sent to all my coworkers. :bigsmile:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    rotf! :laugh: :laugh: soooo cute!!!

    I used to love those shows like candid camera when they had the kids on....:laugh:

    And come on some of those answers are very clever!!! thank God for filtrations...imagine drinking a cup of dead sheep...or a canoeist in it?:noway: :laugh:

    thanks so much for this one!
    hugs!
    Ali
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member


    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.



    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

    I'm still in tears!! :laugh: :laugh: I be 24... priceless
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Now that there was funny, I don't care who you are, that there was funny!