Cruel and Unusual punishment
:devil: Today has been evil all the way around. First all of these beautiful ladies showing off their rumplestilskins and their beautiful tata's, got my mind a racing, love all of you girls, Big thumbs up to all of you. Just makes it really hard to focus on doing anything productive.
Second cruel thing, I am working for a great company today, cant really say where or what they do (I signed a non-disclosure agreement) however, there is candy and food everywhere. They had three places cater in for lunch, tons of donuts and breakfast tacos left over from breakfast, and a giant bowl of Easter candy sitting on my desk, 2 ft away. Just mean I tell you, dont they know I am a recovering food addict on a mission.
How dare they provide me with all the free candy I could stuff my face with, as well as other yummy treats, mean, just mean!
Second cruel thing, I am working for a great company today, cant really say where or what they do (I signed a non-disclosure agreement) however, there is candy and food everywhere. They had three places cater in for lunch, tons of donuts and breakfast tacos left over from breakfast, and a giant bowl of Easter candy sitting on my desk, 2 ft away. Just mean I tell you, dont they know I am a recovering food addict on a mission.
How dare they provide me with all the free candy I could stuff my face with, as well as other yummy treats, mean, just mean!
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Hmmm when you are finished that job I say you sue them for mental anguish!0
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Just keep thinking of the Ta tas and stay away from the other "goodies"!0
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Just keep thinking of the Ta tas and stay away from the other "goodies"!
Sossy, as long as I can focus on yours, that pic is mesmerizing, good lord woman, you may just give my palpatations.0 -
Hmmm when you are finished that job I say you sue them for mental anguish!
I know right, like there are giant bowls of Easter candy everywhere you go, cases of PEEPS, all kinds of food, just hurts thinking about it0 -
sounds like beaver needs a good spanking, or at least some meat... :laugh:
sorry, I had to go there!
Yeah, that was naughty0 -
So when you say "stuffing your face" are you still talking about the food?
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sounds like beaver needs a good spanking, or at least some meat... :laugh:
sorry, I had to go there!
Bwahahaha!0 -
sounds like beaver needs a good spanking, or at least some meat... :laugh:
sorry, I had to go there!
Ohhhh.. Bawhahahaaaaaaa! ROFLMFAO! :laugh: :laugh:0 -
sounds like beaver needs a good spanking, or at least some meat... :laugh:
sorry, I had to go there!
Hahaha!0 -
So when you say "stuffing your face" are you still talking about the food?
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Yes, and no, err, Have you seen some of the pics on here, so both, there is that better:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :devil:0 -
I so love you my dirty minded friends!!!0
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So when you say "stuffing your face" are you still talking about the food?
:bigsmile:
Yes, and no, err, Have you seen some of the pics on here, so both, there is that better:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :devil:
Nope, I did not look at even one of them. Nope sure did not. I was a good boy honest.
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Just keep thinking of the Ta tas and stay away from the other "goodies"!0
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This is JUST the thing I need on a rainy day... poor Beav... like Sossy said... stare at the ta-tas!!0
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I so love you my dirty minded friends!!!0
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I so love you my dirty minded friends!!!
Yeah, we are good people0 -
This is JUST the thing I need on a rainy day... poor Beav... like Sossy said... stare at the ta-tas!!
I have been, that is part of the problem, you know, I was told I would go blind from staring to long, oh wait, that was for doing something else, nevermind0 -
This is JUST the thing I need on a rainy day... poor Beav... like Sossy said... stare at the ta-tas!!0
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Sorry Beav.. I saw a friend posted, came here saw some boobs and lost focus.
Really lost my train of thought from the cleavage "lovetobeme" is sharing. Wait......why am I here?
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Ohhh...... Yeah, hang in there Beav. Won't be long now. You can always knock over the table of food OR try to find more boobies!!!0 -
This is JUST the thing I need on a rainy day... poor Beav... like Sossy said... stare at the ta-tas!!
I have been, that is part of the problem, you know, I was told I would go blind from staring to long, oh wait, that was for doing something else, nevermind
At least that "other" thing would help keep your hand out of the candy dish!!0 -
This is JUST the thing I need on a rainy day... poor Beav... like Sossy said... stare at the ta-tas!!
I have been, that is part of the problem, you know, I was told I would go blind from staring to long, oh wait, that was for doing something else, nevermind
At least that "other" thing would help keep your hand out of the candy dish!!
Bahahaha LOVE this!0 -
LOL...boobies are calorie free:)0
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This is JUST the thing I need on a rainy day... poor Beav... like Sossy said... stare at the ta-tas!!
I have been, that is part of the problem, you know, I was told I would go blind from staring to long, oh wait, that was for doing something else, nevermind
At least that "other" thing would help keep your hand out of the candy dish!!
Yeah, and probably get me fired too, :grumble: :grumble: that would be bad0 -
Beav u need help eatn those ta ta's or I mean focusing on those foods lol ,do not look directly into them turn away I will watch them for you0
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This is JUST the thing I need on a rainy day... poor Beav... like Sossy said... stare at the ta-tas!!
I have been, that is part of the problem, you know, I was told I would go blind from staring to long, oh wait, that was for doing something else, nevermind
At least that "other" thing would help keep your hand out of the candy dish!!
Yeah, and probably get me fired too, :grumble: :grumble: that would be bad
You probaby would not see it coming..... hehehehe!! :laugh:0 -
LOL...boobies are calorie free:)0
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So when you say "stuffing your face" are you still talking about the food?
:bigsmile:
Yes, and no, err, Have you seen some of the pics on here, so both, there is that better:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :devil:
Nope, I did not look at even one of them. Nope sure did not. I was a good boy honest.
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My profile says otherwise...just sayin!0 -
So hard to stay fuccused must use the force to keep strong,0
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So hard to stay fuccused must use the force to keep strong,0
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This is JUST the thing I need on a rainy day... poor Beav... like Sossy said... stare at the ta-tas!!
I have been, that is part of the problem, you know, I was told I would go blind from staring to long, oh wait, that was for doing something else, nevermind
At least that "other" thing would help keep your hand out of the candy dish!!
Either way the hands will get sticky.0
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