Wishful Wednesday!!

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  • obliged
    obliged Posts: 465
    what can i say?
    i'm a woman who knows what she wants:bigsmile:
    :love:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    Since we're all wishing here.....
    Heres where you can get a calorie count for those 'ruinatious' activities


    "Ok, we know you have always wanted to know just how many calories you can lose having sex. Here is a tongue in cheek look at the amount of calories you can burn during sex, sexual activities, foreplay and uh some other activities involving sex."

    http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/calories-sex.shtml

    Ezzie

    PS...now you guys have done it...unleashed the evil:devil: Ezzie.....oh my...

    Ive always wondered why my girlfriend will burn several thousand calories....
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Since we're all wishing here.....
    Heres where you can get a calorie count for those 'ruinatious' activities


    "Ok, we know you have always wanted to know just how many calories you can lose having sex. Here is a tongue in cheek look at the amount of calories you can burn during sex, sexual activities, foreplay and uh some other activities involving sex."

    http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/calories-sex.shtml

    Ezzie

    PS...now you guys have done it...unleashed the evil:devil: Ezzie.....oh my...

    Ive always wondered why my girlfriend will burn several thousand calories....

    LaughingSmiley.gif

    Not fooling anyone MJ
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Well... goodly morning from the Pit! :happy: I have some r/l stuff to do today, and also workout, but I'll be back and play this afternoon... in the meantime, how's about some coffee from that friggin basket?! :grumble:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Since we're all wishing here.....
    Heres where you can get a calorie count for those 'ruinatious' activities


    "Ok, we know you have always wanted to know just how many calories you can lose having sex. Here is a tongue in cheek look at the amount of calories you can burn during sex, sexual activities, foreplay and uh some other activities involving sex."

    http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/calories-sex.shtml

    Ezzie

    PS...now you guys have done it...unleashed the evil:devil: Ezzie.....oh my...

    Ive always wondered why my girlfriend will burn several thousand calories....

    LaughingSmiley.gif

    Not fooling anyone MJ
    Ouch!!!
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    *walks through*
    *looks around*
    *shakes head*
    "Just walk away, Give me the pump, the oil,the gasoline and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
    *Facepalm*

    I dont think they want to leave until they have performed their show. They are artists ya know.
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Well... goodly morning from the Pit! :happy: I have some r/l stuff to do today, and also workout, but I'll be back and play this afternoon... in the meantime, how's about some coffee from that friggin basket?! :grumble:

    *lowers down several piping hot cups of joe

    OH CRUD!!! OOPS!!!
    I didn't mean to spill it.

    Somebody please bring the burn ointment to me STAT....heh...heh...we seem to have a small situation.
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    *walks through*
    *looks around*
    *shakes head*
    "Just walk away, Give me the pump, the oil,the gasoline and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
    *Facepalm*

    I dont think they want to leave until they have performed their show. They are artists ya know.

    Darn tootin!:angry:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Well... goodly morning from the Pit! :happy: I have some r/l stuff to do today, and also workout, but I'll be back and play this afternoon... in the meantime, how's about some coffee from that friggin basket?! :grumble:

    *lowers down several piping hot cups of joe

    OH CRUD!!! OOPS!!!
    I didn't mean to spill it.

    Somebody please bring the burn ointment to me STAT....heh...heh...we seem to have a small situation.

    Jeez... a guy asks for a simple cup of coffee... trying to clean up the Pit...
    funny-pictures-raccoons-are-here-to-help-you.jpg
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102

    *lowers down several piping hot cups of joe

    OH CRUD!!! OOPS!!!
    I didn't mean to spill it.

    Somebody please bring the burn ointment to me STAT....heh...heh...we seem to have a small situation.

    *rushes in out of breath from running* Hey ya go Soupy, here's the burn ointment....YIKES! ouch that looks bad...are you okay guys??? Come here and let me and Soupy rub some of that on you to make you feel better. :wink: Wait, better yet.. aren't you suppose to put cold water on a burn....GET THE HOSE, that'll make em feel better....:devil:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Well... goodly morning from the Pit! :happy: I have some r/l stuff to do today, and also workout, but I'll be back and play this afternoon... in the meantime, how's about some coffee from that friggin basket?! :grumble:

    *lowers down several piping hot cups of joe

    OH CRUD!!! OOPS!!!
    I didn't mean to spill it.

    Somebody please bring the burn ointment to me STAT....heh...heh...we seem to have a small situation.

    Um Cal has his own cappacino machine because of his wonderful snitching.. I MEAN helpfulness:bigsmile: ....he he he....I think its time we invest in one for the general population pit....what do you think Soupy...they've been really good sports...:huh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Since we're all wishing here.....
    Heres where you can get a calorie count for those 'ruinatious' activities


    "Ok, we know you have always wanted to know just how many calories you can lose having sex. Here is a tongue in cheek look at the amount of calories you can burn during sex, sexual activities, foreplay and uh some other activities involving sex."

    http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/calories-sex.shtml

    Ezzie

    PS...now you guys have done it...unleashed the evil:devil: Ezzie.....oh my...

    Ive always wondered why my girlfriend will burn several thousand calories....

    LaughingSmiley.gif

    Not fooling anyone MJ
    Ouch!!!

    Riiiiiiiight!?!:wink: ....thousands and thousands of cal.............ROTFLMAO:laugh: :laugh: I almost said that with a straight face....our youngblood is such a cutie pie when he pretend plays!:smooched:
  • alifelessevident
    alifelessevident Posts: 390
    *walks through*
    *looks around*
    *shakes head*
    "Just walk away, Give me the pump, the oil,the gasoline and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
    *Facepalm*

    I dont think they want to leave until they have performed their show. They are artists ya know.
    I'm not sure its safe for everyone for me to unleash my "artistic" side :devil: but i do enjoy a good dance number lol:drinker:
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    I'm not sure its safe for everyone for me to unleash my "artistic" side :devil: but i do enjoy a good dance number lol:drinker:

    I am new to the pit crew so I don't know if you have already been welcomed or not. If not, I suggest you definitely check it out...

    The boys are great, Ali plans tons of fun activities...especially *ahem* water sports...yeah...so come on in and join the fun!!! :wink:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member

    *lowers down several piping hot cups of joe

    OH CRUD!!! OOPS!!!
    I didn't mean to spill it.

    Somebody please bring the burn ointment to me STAT....heh...heh...we seem to have a small situation.

    *rushes in out of breath from running* Hey ya go Soupy, here's the burn ointment....YIKES! ouch that looks bad...are you okay guys??? Come here and let me and Soupy rub some of that on you to make you feel better. :wink: Wait, better yet.. aren't you suppose to put cold water on a burn....GET THE HOSE, that'll make em feel better....:devil:

    I hear butter is good for a burn...it'll make them nice and tast...er...I mean, better.
    forget the ointment....Parkay and bread...STAT!:wink:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Well... goodly morning from the Pit! :happy: I have some r/l stuff to do today, and also workout, but I'll be back and play this afternoon... in the meantime, how's about some coffee from that friggin basket?! :grumble:

    *lowers down several piping hot cups of joe

    OH CRUD!!! OOPS!!!
    I didn't mean to spill it.

    Somebody please bring the burn ointment to me STAT....heh...heh...we seem to have a small situation.

    Um Cal has his own cappacino machine because of his wonderful snitching.. I MEAN helpfulness:bigsmile: ....he he he....I think its time we invest in one for the general population pit....what do you think Soupy...they've been really good sports...:huh:

    Well then, what next...their own lotion dispenser?

    Ok, Ok.....lemme go to a few garage sales and see what I can find *sigh

    Is this in our budget?
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    Since we're all wishing here.....
    Heres where you can get a calorie count for those 'ruinatious' activities


    "Ok, we know you have always wanted to know just how many calories you can lose having sex. Here is a tongue in cheek look at the amount of calories you can burn during sex, sexual activities, foreplay and uh some other activities involving sex."

    http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/calories-sex.shtml

    Ezzie

    PS...now you guys have done it...unleashed the evil:devil: Ezzie.....oh my...

    Ive always wondered why my girlfriend will burn several thousand calories....

    LaughingSmiley.gif

    Not fooling anyone MJ

    jeez soup, :sad: :sad: :sad:

    you know what they say about guys with big feet............











    ..........they have big shoes.
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102

    you know what they say about guys with big feet............











    ..........they have big shoes.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Since we're all wishing here.....
    Heres where you can get a calorie count for those 'ruinatious' activities


    "Ok, we know you have always wanted to know just how many calories you can lose having sex. Here is a tongue in cheek look at the amount of calories you can burn during sex, sexual activities, foreplay and uh some other activities involving sex."

    http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/calories-sex.shtml

    Ezzie

    PS...now you guys have done it...unleashed the evil:devil: Ezzie.....oh my...

    Ive always wondered why my girlfriend will burn several thousand calories....

    LaughingSmiley.gif

    Not fooling anyone MJ

    jeez soup, :sad: :sad: :sad:

    you know what they say about guys with big feet............











    ..........they have big shoes.

    Bwahahahaahaha!

    So......what does it mean if a girl has big feet?hmm.gif
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    wouldnt they just have big shoes too?
    Im confused? :indifferent:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    wouldnt they just have big shoes too?
    Im confused? :indifferent:

    Yup. Only they'd have one in every color.
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    and oh yea, they have bigger b00bies too
    hehehe.:tongue:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    and oh yea, they have bigger b00bies too
    hehehe.:tongue:

    big feet.....check
    big hands...check
    big oobies......:sad:

    Well aint I getting the short end of the stick!:angry:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    I meant big heart, wonderful big heart
    (crap I didnt know she had big feet)

    :happy:
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    I meant big heart, wonderful big heart
    (crap I didnt know she had big feet)

    :happy:

    It's okay mj...soupy understands that you got her confused with me....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Sorry soup sista...:cry:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    I meant big heart, wonderful big heart
    (crap I didnt know she had big feet)

    :happy:

    Well that's better MJ.loveshower.gif
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    I meant big heart, wonderful big heart
    (crap I didnt know she had big feet)

    :happy:

    Well that's better MJ.loveshower.gif

    He's just sucking up because you are the one purchasing the coffe maker for the pit....:noway:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    more like because she is the chief hoser!
    I dont like coffee, never been a fan.
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    more like because she is the chief hoser!
    I dont like coffee, never been a fan.

    Yeah, yeah, it's your story, tell it however you see fit...

    You're still a suck up though....:laugh:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    soooup, theresa is saying Im a suck up!
    By the way, you look rather stunning today,
    lol.
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