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    edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Oh, screw that. Someone tell a joke.

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      How do you make a kleenex dance?












      Put a little boogie in it :laugh:
    • Posts: 155 Member
      haha I loved that joke when I was a kid...
    • Posts: 91
      Ok here is a bad one or good one.. depending on your frame of mind and how many adult beverages you've had ----


      What is a pirates favorite place to get coffee????



      Answer::: ARRRRRbucks

      Where is a pirates favorite place to get a sandwich??

      Answer :: ARRRRbys

      and for the finish --

      What are a pirates favorite letters of the alphabet---

      Answer :: ARRRRR and AYE

      LOL -- thats all I got :)
    • Posts: 95 Member
      My 8 year olds favorite joke? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

      My five year olds favorite joke? How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

      that's all I got. LOL
    • Posts: 3,636 Member
      Did you hear the one about the Pirate who walked in to a Bar with a Ship's Wheel sticking out of his pants?

      :smokin: The Bartender said "Hey, Pirate, did you know you have a Ships Wheel sticking out of your Pants?"

      :glasses: The Pirate said "ARRGH, I know!! It's driving me nuts"!!!!


      :blushing: SORRY!!!
    • Posts: 3,386 Member
      What's brown and sticky?

      A stick.
    • Posts: 2,920 Member
      Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?

      He didn't have the guts...
    • Posts: 338
      @Jeannie, how can you have a psalm in your signature with a joke like that?! hahaha
      anyways, ok, my joke is...lifted from the following site: http://www.ahajokes.com/p007.html

      A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

      Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

      The other three agreed.

      The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

      The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

      The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

      The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."
    • Posts: 32
      What do you get when you mix a pit bull with lassie?


      A dog that will rip your leg off and run for help.


      What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a Shih Tzu?


      A bull****........sorry :noway:
    • Posts: 32
      My 8 year olds favorite joke? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

      My five year olds favorite joke? How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

      that's all I got. LOL


      Poke her face! Love it! Got to go with the 5 year old on this one. Lol
    • Posts: 2,963 Member
      Did you hear the one about the Pirate who walked in to a Bar with a Ship's Wheel sticking out of his pants?

      :smokin: The Bartender said "Hey, Pirate, did you know you have a Ships Wheel sticking out of your Pants?"

      :glasses: The Pirate said "ARRGH, I know!! It's driving me nuts"!!!!


      :blushing: SORRY!!!

      That was totally funny!
    • Posts: 1,011 Member
      I don't have a joke but watch this...so freaking hilarious!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0miO69-DTI
    • Posts: 1,208 Member
      What do you get when you mix a pit bull with lassie?


      A dog that will rip your leg off and run for help.


      What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a Shih Tzu?


      A bull****........sorry :noway:


      What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a chicken?

      A pit bull.
    • Posts: 804 Member
      What is Al Queda's favorite football team? The New York Jets. :laugh:
    • Posts: 4,383 Member
      What is Al Queda's favorite football team? The New York Jets. :laugh:

      Not funny at all. You disgust me. That's nothing to joke about.
    • Posts: 2,185 Member
      What's brown and sticky?

      A stick.

      Aw, you took mine! :)

      Also, my sister's favorite joke (she's 23 btw):

      What's yellow and dangerous?



      Shark-infested Mustard
    • Posts: 2,185 Member
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      Not funny at all. You disgust me. That's nothing to joke about.

      i disagree. it may offend people, but its still a good pun by definition.

      i should make it clear that it does indeed offend me, but still.
    • Posts: 174 Member
      Why don't cannibals eat clowns?




      They taste funny.
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