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IndyRick
IndyRick Posts: 172
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Oh, screw that. Someone tell a joke.

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  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
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    How do you make a kleenex dance?












    Put a little boogie in it :laugh:
  • Life0nMars86
    Life0nMars86 Posts: 155 Member
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    haha I loved that joke when I was a kid...
  • ramius
    ramius Posts: 91
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    Ok here is a bad one or good one.. depending on your frame of mind and how many adult beverages you've had ----


    What is a pirates favorite place to get coffee????



    Answer::: ARRRRRbucks

    Where is a pirates favorite place to get a sandwich??

    Answer :: ARRRRbys

    and for the finish --

    What are a pirates favorite letters of the alphabet---

    Answer :: ARRRRR and AYE

    LOL -- thats all I got :)
  • emilex
    emilex Posts: 95 Member
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    My 8 year olds favorite joke? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    My five year olds favorite joke? How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

    that's all I got. LOL
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
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    Did you hear the one about the Pirate who walked in to a Bar with a Ship's Wheel sticking out of his pants?

    :smokin: The Bartender said "Hey, Pirate, did you know you have a Ships Wheel sticking out of your Pants?"

    :glasses: The Pirate said "ARRGH, I know!! It's driving me nuts"!!!!


    :blushing: SORRY!!!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
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    Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?

    He didn't have the guts...
  • nilisabel
    nilisabel Posts: 338
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    @Jeannie, how can you have a psalm in your signature with a joke like that?! hahaha
    anyways, ok, my joke is...lifted from the following site: http://www.ahajokes.com/p007.html

    A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

    Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

    The other three agreed.

    The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

    The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

    The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

    The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."
  • tlaltman
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    What do you get when you mix a pit bull with lassie?


    A dog that will rip your leg off and run for help.


    What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a Shih Tzu?


    A bull****........sorry :noway:
  • tlaltman
    tlaltman Posts: 32
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    My 8 year olds favorite joke? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    My five year olds favorite joke? How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

    that's all I got. LOL


    Poke her face! Love it! Got to go with the 5 year old on this one. Lol
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
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    Did you hear the one about the Pirate who walked in to a Bar with a Ship's Wheel sticking out of his pants?

    :smokin: The Bartender said "Hey, Pirate, did you know you have a Ships Wheel sticking out of your Pants?"

    :glasses: The Pirate said "ARRGH, I know!! It's driving me nuts"!!!!


    :blushing: SORRY!!!

    That was totally funny!
  • eeeekie
    eeeekie Posts: 1,011 Member
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    I don't have a joke but watch this...so freaking hilarious!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0miO69-DTI
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
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    What do you get when you mix a pit bull with lassie?


    A dog that will rip your leg off and run for help.


    What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a Shih Tzu?


    A bull****........sorry :noway:


    What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a chicken?

    A pit bull.
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
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    What is Al Queda's favorite football team? The New York Jets. :laugh:
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    What is Al Queda's favorite football team? The New York Jets. :laugh:

    Not funny at all. You disgust me. That's nothing to joke about.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

    Aw, you took mine! :)

    Also, my sister's favorite joke (she's 23 btw):

    What's yellow and dangerous?



    Shark-infested Mustard
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
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    What is Al Queda's favorite football team? The New York Jets. :laugh:

    Not funny at all. You disgust me. That's nothing to joke about.

    i disagree. it may offend people, but its still a good pun by definition.

    i should make it clear that it does indeed offend me, but still.
  • hikezilla
    hikezilla Posts: 174 Member
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    Why don't cannibals eat clowns?




    They taste funny.

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