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binary_jester
binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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...feel better. I found this on a forum...

Guys, I'm f*cking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a f*cking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive, too, but I've failed every damn driving test I've taken. I'm socially awkward, and even my only co-worker f*cking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends, too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend-zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And you know what makes all of it worse?


















I live in a f*cking pineapple under the sea.


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  • SassyStef
    SassyStef Posts: 413
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    bahahahhahahahha :laugh:
  • jennro7781
    jennro7781 Posts: 208
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  • b00b0084
    b00b0084 Posts: 729 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AngelicaDulas
    AngelicaDulas Posts: 196
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    :laugh: BWAHAHAHAAAA, awesome, for a minute there I was thinking someone might need to call intervention!!! Thanks for sharing, too funny!
  • angelzxy321
    angelzxy321 Posts: 1,019 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahahahahahaha:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    love sponge bob
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,707 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thanks for the laugh!!
  • timeforme23
    timeforme23 Posts: 461
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    LOL I love it!
  • kdouglas11
    kdouglas11 Posts: 185 Member
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    I was almost in tears for you! :( LOL...then I saw SB and laughed my *kitten* off!!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    When I read the punchline, the song immediately popped into my head.
  • healthyjen342
    healthyjen342 Posts: 1,435 Member
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    lol...good one...I was thinking..>Dang, this guy's life is awful...
  • muriah2
    muriah2 Posts: 143 Member
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    Lol!!! Thanks for that!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!



    *sing with me*
  • almarsala
    almarsala Posts: 168 Member
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    Hahahahahah this made my night!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!



    *sing with me*
    Arrrgh the song be in my head again.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!



    *sing with me*
    Arrrgh... double post.
  • Agglaki
    Agglaki Posts: 105
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    Nice one, just what I needed :)
  • bayles1
    bayles1 Posts: 408 Member
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    love it...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!



    *sing with me*
    Arrrgh the song be in my head again.

    My nephew could be in a deep sleep, he'd hear this and jump up running to get to the tv!!! Always made for a good 'stupid kid trick':bigsmile:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    LMAO!!!!!! You crack me up!

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