Two truths, one lie.

Sonofabiscuit2

1. I once hooked up phone service for Air Force One
2. I met a man in a bar that had 3 Superbowl rings
3. I shave from head to toe

#3 I hope

yes #3 is the lie

1. I have the presidential commendation that they misspelled my name on
2. Bubba Paris of the 49ers sat at my table and bought me drinks for not smoking

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Behavior_Modification

1. I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards.
2. I have written several poems and short stories.
3. I had my first cigarette at age 8.

#1 is the lie

Nope, #2 is the lie.