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I have such a FAT............
TamTastic
Posts: 19,224 Member
LIP!
Yes, it happened. My almost 21 month old son was sitting on my lap with a toy and he flung it backwards and it hit me in the face (mainly my upper lip). I saw stars and my eyes watered!
So, now I have a nice split, swollen and bruised upper lip. Lovely! And yes, it hurt!!! :grumble:
I guess ONE bright-side of this is......normally my lower lip is much fuller than my upper lip......but as of this moment..........they match!! :laugh: :laugh:
SIGH! The joys of motherhood!!!! :sad:
Yes, it happened. My almost 21 month old son was sitting on my lap with a toy and he flung it backwards and it hit me in the face (mainly my upper lip). I saw stars and my eyes watered!
So, now I have a nice split, swollen and bruised upper lip. Lovely! And yes, it hurt!!! :grumble:
I guess ONE bright-side of this is......normally my lower lip is much fuller than my upper lip......but as of this moment..........they match!! :laugh: :laugh:
SIGH! The joys of motherhood!!!! :sad:
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LIP!
Yes, it happened. My almost 21 month old son was sitting on my lap with a toy and he flung it backwards and it hit me in the face (mainly my upper lip). I saw stars and my eyes watered!
So, now I have a nice split, swollen and bruised upper lip. Lovely! And yes, it hurt!!! :grumble:
I guess ONE bright-side of this is......normally my lower lip is much fuller than my upper lip......but as of this moment..........they match!! :laugh: :laugh:
SIGH! The joys of motherhood!!!! :sad:0 -
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh sorry Tam!! I am always so scared they are going to knock my teeth out when they swing back those little (HARD!!!) heads of theirs!! Yeah, the joys of motherhood!!0
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Aww, I'm sorry.
Hope it heals soon.0 -
OUCH!! Hope your lip feels better soon. :flowerforyou:0
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awww tam! I bet you can make even a fat lip look cute !!!0
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Ouchies! That sounds super painful.
Good thing kids are so cute, huh? lol0 -
I couldn't wear earings for 4 years. Use your imagination.0
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Now you can look like Julia Roberts and The singing nun!!!!
Poor baby....:flowerforyou:0 -
ha i have had a few of those fat lips
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I couldn't wear earings for 4 years. Use your imagination.
Yes, I don't really wear earrings myself! Just the way his hands flail sometimes and he grabs ahold of me. I'm way too skeered!!!! Poor you!0 -
So...you must have Angelina Jolie lips now...I'm jealous...0
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awww tam! I bet you can make even a fat lip look cute !!!
LOL thanks Em!!!! Good to know I can sport a fat lip with styyyyleee!!!!!
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LOL! I just might!!! :laugh:Now you can look like Julia Roberts and The singing nun!!!!
Poor baby....:flowerforyou:0 -
LOL! One can only hope!!!!!So...you must have Angelina Jolie lips now...I'm jealous... 0 -
You guys are so funny! I appreciate the sympathy for my fat lip!!! :ohwell: :blushing:0
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A friend of mine is a nurse. You should be glad it was your lip, because she says they see MANY broken noses from little ones doing the fling thing!0
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LOL! I just might!!! :laugh:Now you can look like Julia Roberts and The singing nun!!!!
Poor baby....:flowerforyou:
Well, that would just be another bad habit for you gurl! :laugh:0 -
Ouchies!!!
I got a fat lip while sledding 2 years ago... snow worked well on the swelling:indifferent:0 -
Omg, I have heard my nose creak a bit with his noggin hitting it! I did learn (from my days as a nanny) to bob and weave when holding a child!A friend of mine is a nurse. You should be glad it was your lip, because she says they see MANY broken noses from little ones doing the fling thing!
Poor women! I can't even imagine!0 -
Isn't it just weird having a fat lip at our age?? Just seems so alien! :laugh:Ouchies!!!
I got a fat lip while sledding 2 years ago... snow worked well on the swelling:indifferent:0 -
At least you didn't have a Marcia (SP?) Brady happen to your nose!!!!
I stear clear of flying objects...haha
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LMAO! I just laughed out loud!!! I could go "Ohhh my lip!!!!"...........instead of "Ohhhh my nose!!!":laugh: :laugh:At least you didn't have a Marcia (SP?) Brady happen to your nose!!!!
I stear clear of flying objects...haha0 -
LMAO! I just laughed out loud!!! I could go "Ohhh my lip!!!!"...........instead of "Ohhhh my nose!!!":laugh: :laugh:At least you didn't have a Marcia (SP?) Brady happen to your nose!!!!
I stear clear of flying objects...haha
hahah you're so right!!!! Get out your old fashion ice pack!!0 -
LMAO! I just laughed out loud!!! I could go "Ohhh my lip!!!!"...........instead of "Ohhhh my nose!!!":laugh: :laugh:At least you didn't have a Marcia (SP?) Brady happen to your nose!!!!
I stear clear of flying objects...haha
hahah you're so right!!!! Get out your old fashion ice pack!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPnXv-xzJ74 0 -
LMAO! I just laughed out loud!!! I could go "Ohhh my lip!!!!"...........instead of "Ohhhh my nose!!!":laugh: :laugh:At least you didn't have a Marcia (SP?) Brady happen to your nose!!!!
I stear clear of flying objects...haha
hahah you're so right!!!! Get out your old fashion ice pack!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPnXv-xzJ74
haha that is classic! I love it!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Had to bump this so Ali could get a laugh!! 0
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My 3 yr old jumped up and accidentally hit his daddy in the nose last night....
Hubby's nose made a big cracking noise and swelled up fast....lol =o////
Poor Daddy-pants!0 -
Pictures? We want fat lip pictures!0
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Along as you can eat cake.
My youngest once poked me in the eye and scratched my retina at about that age. I have been injured in so many different ways in my life and nothing compared to this pain.0 -
LOL!! I remember the morning of my sons 1st bday, I had him sitting on my lap facing me and he decided to gouge my eyes. Later that day, after a trip to the ER I am sitting at his bday party with grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, with a patch on my eye, my eyes kept running, so all the bday pics some rude people took of me, makes it look like I am crying!!!0
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