DIET EXCUSES:

Amandamccl

DIET EXCUSES:

1. The donut was calling my name.

2. It was my birthday, so I had to eat
the whole cake.

3. I had to get the bitter taste out of
my mouth from eating the so-called
diet food, so I ate a candy bar

YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO DIET AND

EXERCISE WHEN......

You try to do a few push ups and
discover that certain body parts refuse
to leave the floor....

You get winded just saying the words
"ten-kilometer run."

You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw
you peanuts.

Your driver's license says, "Picture
continued."

lggk01

Too funny!

nauticalxstar

hahahah love it!