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Whats wrong with me

FearAnLoathing
FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Once a month with out fail I bleed its been going on a really long time now like 20 years.Im really starting to get freaked out,am I dying.The only time it dosent happen is when im pregnant but im not sure what that means.I also find myself wondering if I could just mainline chocolate.Oh and usally im a real B**** around the same time but i dont know if its related.Should I go to a Dr mabey a vodoo priestess,shake some chicken bones (after i eat the meat of them of course) HELP:wink:
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  • DeathIsMyGift
    DeathIsMyGift Posts: 434 Member
    At first i was like "this post is lame" and then I laughed. well played.
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    Go with the Voodoo priestess, I hear they are good.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I think you should consult one of the following people:
    Doctor
    Faith Healer
    Jillian Michaels

    Only they can help you. Be strong, sister. Be strong.
  • buttlickjones
    buttlickjones Posts: 3
    Don't you have anything better to do with your time :noway:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    lack of nicotine is making me INSANE
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    I have that same problem, lmao!!!
  • jessimacar
    jessimacar Posts: 291
    Haha, you're incredible.
  • heathersmilez
    heathersmilez Posts: 2,579 Member
    Don't you have anything better to do with your time :noway:

    Ha ha ! Great first post :sick:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Don't you have anything better to do with your time :noway:

    dont you have anything better to do with your time than ask me if i have anything better to do with mine:tongue:
  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
    LMAO - GO with the voodoo princess, or maybe Princess Peaches from Mario Bros
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    i ♥ you with my entire being!
  • teanabean
    teanabean Posts: 168 Member
    I swear by MY voodoo priestess
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    I just stand on my head for 4 days. Seems to slow the flow!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I swear by MY voodoo priestess

    can you hook me up? lol
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    Don't you have anything better to do with your time :noway:


    Ummmmm coming from someone named butlick???? Not gonna take you seriously!
  • PrincessKittenpants
    PrincessKittenpants Posts: 144
    i ♥ you with my entire being!

    Me too!
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    Don't you have anything better to do with your time :noway:


    Ummmmm coming from someone named butlick???? Not gonna take you seriously!

    O.M.G :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I bet you just did the splits too wide. :smokin:
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    You are sure you just didn't eat too much ketchup?
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    I think it's going around, because I get it too...I'm pretty sure it's the beginning of the apocolypse
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Don't you have anything better to do with your time :noway:


    Ummmmm coming from someone named butlick???? Not gonna take you seriously!


    oh wow i didnt even notice the name :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I just stand on my head for 4 days. Seems to slow the flow!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SeattleLady
    SeattleLady Posts: 70
    Don't you have anything better to do with your time :noway:


    Ummmmm coming from someone named butlick???? Not gonna take you seriously!

    O.M.G :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I was going to say the same thing! This must be a man that is grossed out or something! We women get the hilarity!
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    Don't you have anything better to do with your time :noway:


    Ummmmm coming from someone named butlick???? Not gonna take you seriously!

    LOL, exactly...
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    ok im noticeing a trend it only happens to women!! I bet the men are slipping us something!!! Someone alert the media,we can not stand by and let this happen!!!
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
    use a cork
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    use a cork


    Simple solution! Lmao!
  • Xandi
    Xandi Posts: 319
    Don't you have anything better to do with your time :noway:

    dont you have anything better to do with your time than ask me if i have anything better to do with mine:tongue:
    LOL , lets just go with Yes but I don't wanna... this is far more fun...
    and sorry about the orginal problem... maybe in a few years it will cure itself...:-"
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    use a cork

    i was thinking duct tape but this might work to.
    but if i do that will my nose bleed?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Tom is going to take the fall for this.
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