New dangers found in DIET SODAS
There are posts pretty frequently with people wondering if diet sodas are bad for you.. well they ARE.
If you get a diet soda DO NOT OPEN IT! Throw it away. If you open the diet soda it will shoot out a needle and inject you with 27 different bad chemicals and you will gain 2 pounds per can you open.
The diet soda will then email itself to everyone in your phonebook (the one in your junk drawer next to your home phone) before turning on all of your appliances to jack your electric bill.
It will also flush the toilet every time you try to take a hot shower and open the front door to let your cat out when you aren't home.
Diet soda will throw red socks into your white washload, unplug your freezer, blow out your pilot lights, make skidmarks in your underwear, and poke holes in your condoms.
Diet soda is DANGEROUS. Please share this with everyone you know. If you do not forward this post to at least 10 people in the next 22 seconds then Diet soda will delete your entire internets!
If you get a diet soda DO NOT OPEN IT! Throw it away. If you open the diet soda it will shoot out a needle and inject you with 27 different bad chemicals and you will gain 2 pounds per can you open.
The diet soda will then email itself to everyone in your phonebook (the one in your junk drawer next to your home phone) before turning on all of your appliances to jack your electric bill.
It will also flush the toilet every time you try to take a hot shower and open the front door to let your cat out when you aren't home.
Diet soda will throw red socks into your white washload, unplug your freezer, blow out your pilot lights, make skidmarks in your underwear, and poke holes in your condoms.
Diet soda is DANGEROUS. Please share this with everyone you know. If you do not forward this post to at least 10 people in the next 22 seconds then Diet soda will delete your entire internets!
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wow - that is dangerous!0
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:laugh: :drinker: No wonder I love diet Coke!0
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!0
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*runs to hide all her diet sodas* ack!!!0
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Oh, love it!!! Thank you for the chuckle....had enough drama lamas today!!!!0
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OH NO!!!!!!!!
That evil evil Diet Coke!
Not the red sock!!!! NOOOO!!!!0 -
It must be that damn diet soda that's messing with our AC unit!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That was aweome!!0 -
One of the best things I've read all day!!!!
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Diet soda's sounding an awful like the vindictive roommate...0
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LOL0
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:sad: OH NO!0
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:laugh: Funny0
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:laugh:0
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LOL great post.
Thank God I gave up soda all together0 -
HAHA!!! It definitely IS bad for you, but I was totally unaware of all those additional dangers!!! eeeek!!0
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:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:0
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:laugh:0
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I have about one diet soda a week, that must be why everything keeps breaking!0
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That was too funny, LMBO!0
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Oh dear! But wait...I don't have a cat!0
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Thank you for this.....I am so very tired of people quoting articles from "The National Enquirer" and other "scientific journals" to tell me about the evils of Diet Coke consumption. Finally, the truth is known! ROFL0
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Good one! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvFRLIjOLOU
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