*rant* gotta let this out and vent

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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    I feel like I have to pay you just to look @ your awesomeness

    I have an open bartering system. My awesomeness is redeemable in forms of cash, credit, liquor, goods, and services. :bigsmile:
  • healthyjen342
    healthyjen342 Posts: 1,435 Member
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    My monitor caught on fire when I clicked this. Now I know why. :laugh:

    LOL
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    I even try to conceal my awesomeness, but it always leaks out. It's a serious problem.
  • Jackee357
    Jackee357 Posts: 37
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    Well alrighty then Mr. Awesome, you're to hot for me! :love:
  • fh1951
    fh1951 Posts: 441 Member
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    Wow, I think they even wrote a song about you:

    "I'm Too Sexy"
    ~Right Said Fred

    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts
    And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
    New York and Japan

    And I'm too sexy for your party
    Too sexy for your party
    No way I'm disco dancing

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I do my little turn on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
    Too sexy by far
    And I'm too sexy for my hat
    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

    'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
    Poor ***** poor ***** cat
    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    And I'm too sexy for this song
  • sandman27959
    sandman27959 Posts: 32
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    If it's any consolation, I don't think you're so awesome.

    Oh who am I kidding? You're the shiznit.
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 871 Member
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    Hey you aren't called Mr. Awesome for nothing! LOL
  • damonmath
    damonmath Posts: 359 Member
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    Just try to remember your underpants when you step out of the limo alright? ;)
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
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    I feel like I have to pay you just to look @ your awesomeness

    I have an open bartering system. My awesomeness is redeemable in forms of cash, credit, liquor, goods, and services. :bigsmile:


    :laugh: Hahaha...good to know ...& what kind of services do you speak of?:tongue:
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
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    finally a rant thread that i can relate too... not to say the other rant threads about TOM aren't good. I just have no idea who this TOM guy is...poor guy seems to be hated by the ladies.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    Wow, I think they even wrote a song about you:

    "I'm Too Sexy"
    ~Right Said Fred

    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts
    And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
    New York and Japan

    And I'm too sexy for your party
    Too sexy for your party
    No way I'm disco dancing

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I do my little turn on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
    Too sexy by far
    And I'm too sexy for my hat
    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

    'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
    Poor ***** poor ***** cat
    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    And I'm too sexy for this song


    shhh that was a secret. lol
  • Rubie81
    Rubie81 Posts: 720 Member
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    hahaha!
    I totally understand where you are coming from though. I mean, men giving up their seats for me on the train. Really? They didn't even do that when I was pregnant *scratches head.
  • VixFit2011
    VixFit2011 Posts: 663 Member
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    Uh Oh! Papparazzi gonna getcha! LOL!!
    See what fame causes for the stars?
    Be proud that you're a handsome young man.
  • QueenofCups
    QueenofCups Posts: 365 Member
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    finally a rant thread that i can relate too... not to say the other rant threads about TOM aren't good. I just have no idea who this TOM guy is...poor guy seems to be hated by the ladies.


    Awesome! LOL
  • BeautifulArtemis
    BeautifulArtemis Posts: 641 Member
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    I'm so awesome I can read Lady Gaga's Poker Face :)

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