Uncommon Super Power

Shannon023

My uncommon super power would to make whatever food I wanted low in calories & healthy.

For example: Chili dog w/extra cheese - 150 calories, 3 grams of fat.


What's your uncommon super power?? :drinker:

Shannon023

My uncommon super power would to make whatever food I wanted low in calories & healthy.

For example: Chili dog w/extra cheese - 150 calories, 3 grams of fat.


What's your uncommon super power?? :drinker:

banks1850

I would be orgasm man! One touch would be all it takes. LOL! We had this discussion in college, while all the other guys were choosing flight, or super strength, or x-ray vision, or super speed. I chose this one, and I dare say, I would win any fight! How can you fight in the middle of a big -O???

Shannon023

I would be orgasm man! One touch would be all it takes. LOL! We had this discussion in college, while all the other guys were choosing flight, or super strength, or x-ray vision, or super speed. I chose this one, and I dare say, I would win any fight! How can you fight in the middle of a big -O???

Everyone would be picking fights with you! :laugh: :laugh:

Skittles6617

I would be orgasm man! One touch would be all it takes. LOL! We had this discussion in college, while all the other guys were choosing flight, or super strength, or x-ray vision, or super speed. I chose this one, and I dare say, I would win any fight! How can you fight in the middle of a big -O???

LOL I LOVE IT!!!!

Jermanda

I would be orgasm man! One touch would be all it takes. LOL! We had this discussion in college, while all the other guys were choosing flight, or super strength, or x-ray vision, or super speed. I chose this one, and I dare say, I would win any fight! How can you fight in the middle of a big -O???

You'd be a hit at parties, that's for sure.... especially with these young gentlemen....



As for the ladies...some of us already have that superpower....(teehee)

kimber607

Banks..LOL
As wonderful as that sounds, I think I would prefer a man who cleans up after himself..LOL (ladies? you agree?)
(I don't need a man for an orgasm..oops...ok..let's keep this PG...scratch that

Kim

Ezzie

Hmmm, interesting idea...Orgasm man....whoohoo....but think that's maybe (OMG me, sexist??) a guy thing....I really enjoy the whole package:blushing: , not just the surprise inside....let's restate this:
It's the beauty and enjoyment of the whole trip, even if the destination is fireworks at Disneyland!!!!:bigsmile: :devil:

My superpower....hmmmm, burn huge amounts of calories in a single bound???
Ezzie

Shannon023

Hmmm, interesting idea...Orgasm man....whoohoo....but think that's maybe (OMG me, sexist??) a guy thing....I really enjoy the whole package:blushing: , not just the surprise inside....let's restate this:
It's the beauty and enjoyment of the whole trip, even if the destination is fireworks at Disneyland!!!!:bigsmile: :devil:

My superpower....hmmmm, burn huge amounts of calories in a single bound???
Ezzie

You could hook up with Orgasm man for that. :laugh:

laurenk182004

I'd like to have a healing touch, so I could cure people's sickness and make them feel better..specially teething babies lol

TNTPete

The uncanny ability to make people tell the truth - no matter what!

(Dealing with a pathological liar at the moment, can you tell?)

jill927

I would be orgasm man! One touch would be all it takes. LOL! We had this discussion in college, while all the other guys were choosing flight, or super strength, or x-ray vision, or super speed. I chose this one, and I dare say, I would win any fight! How can you fight in the middle of a big -O???

You'd be a hit at parties, that's for sure.... especially with these young gentlemen....



As for the ladies...some of us already have that superpower....(teehee)

ummmmmm.......

CAN I JOIN THE NAVY? :laugh:

TNTPete

I'd like to have a healing touch, so I could cure people's sickness and make them feel better..specially teething babies lol

Oh that's sweet!

banks1850

Hmmm, interesting idea...Orgasm man....whoohoo....but think that's maybe (OMG me, sexist??) a guy thing....I really enjoy the whole package:blushing: , not just the surprise inside....let's restate this:
It's the beauty and enjoyment of the whole trip, even if the destination is fireworks at Disneyland!!!!:bigsmile: :devil:

My superpower....hmmmm, burn huge amounts of calories in a single bound???
Ezzie

Bah, no imagination. I just would like to be able to sneak up on someone and *BING* drive-by orgasm!
LOL, that would be tons of fun at the bank!

Just think, ladies, bad day at the office, come home and "Honey, how bout a quickie" No need to pretend that we know what we're doing, no need to fake a headache. Now, being orgasm - man, I could hold off and do things the ole fashioned way too, so you wouldn't need to sacrifice the "whole package". As far as superpowers go, I'm still in favor of this one.

TNTPete

Hmmm, interesting idea...Orgasm man....whoohoo....but think that's maybe (OMG me, sexist??) a guy thing....I really enjoy the whole package:blushing: , not just the surprise inside....let's restate this:
It's the beauty and enjoyment of the whole trip, even if the destination is fireworks at Disneyland!!!!:bigsmile: :devil:

My superpower....hmmmm, burn huge amounts of calories in a single bound???
Ezzie

Bah, no imagination. I just would like to be able to sneak up on someone and *BING* drive-by orgasm!
LOL, that would be tons of fun at the bank!

Just think, ladies, bad day at the office, come home and "Honey, how bout a quickie" No need to pretend that we know what we're doing, no need to fake a headache. Now, being orgasm - man, I could hold off and do things the ole fashioned way too, so you wouldn't need to sacrifice the "whole package". As far as superpowers go, I'm still in favor of this one.

Not sure about this one... could diffuse arguments in a single touch -- too much power for one man.

laurenk182004

Ok, banks is officially now O-MAN! lol I'm gonna have fun with this one...hey o-man, I need a backrub :devil: lol

mjfer123

I would be orgasm man! One touch would be all it takes. LOL! We had this discussion in college, while all the other guys were choosing flight, or super strength, or x-ray vision, or super speed. I chose this one, and I dare say, I would win any fight! How can you fight in the middle of a big -O???

Banks, see movie: Orgazmo < by makers of South Park

banks1850

I would be orgasm man! One touch would be all it takes. LOL! We had this discussion in college, while all the other guys were choosing flight, or super strength, or x-ray vision, or super speed. I chose this one, and I dare say, I would win any fight! How can you fight in the middle of a big -O???

Banks, see movie: Orgazmo < by makers of South Park

LOL, I heard about this, they stole my idea, I thought of this back in 1993, I have witnesses!

pinktoque

this thread is so funny, you guys are awesome

mjfer123

I would be orgasm man! One touch would be all it takes. LOL! We had this discussion in college, while all the other guys were choosing flight, or super strength, or x-ray vision, or super speed. I chose this one, and I dare say, I would win any fight! How can you fight in the middle of a big -O???

Banks, see movie: Orgazmo < by makers of South Park

LOL, I heard about this, they stole my idea, I thought of this back in 1993, I have witnesses!

A good lawyer could earn you some bucks........
I mean the royalties would be pretty hefty, its played on Comedy Central once a week practically.

Shannon023

I would be orgasm man! One touch would be all it takes. LOL! We had this discussion in college, while all the other guys were choosing flight, or super strength, or x-ray vision, or super speed. I chose this one, and I dare say, I would win any fight! How can you fight in the middle of a big -O???

Banks, see movie: Orgazmo < by makers of South Park

LOL, I heard about this, they stole my idea, I thought of this back in 1993, I have witnesses!

Hate to burst your bubble, but in the movie "Sleeper" (1973) there was a "Orgasmatron" machine so people didn't have to touch each other.


(wait...why would I contradict O-man???) :noway:

:flowerforyou:

Shannon023

this thread is so funny, you guys are awesome

What's your power, missy?? :happy:

laurenk182004

Shannon- You just want him to get upset with you so he'll attack u with his powers! lol

Shannon023

Shannon- You just want him to get upset with you so he'll attack u with his powers! lol

What a way to go!

:laugh:

alifelessevident

*drumroll* the ability to.........UNDERSTAND WOMEN...... I would be an unstoppable force, for we all know women really run the show, and if i can completely understand them *maniacal laughter*:laugh: :devil: :laugh:


:bigsmile:

Shannon023

*drumroll* the ability to.........UNDERSTAND WOMEN...... I would be an unstoppable force, for we all know women really run the show, and if i can completely understand them *maniacal laughter*:laugh: :devil: :laugh:


:bigsmile:

You're just not trying hard enough.

alifelessevident

*drumroll* the ability to.........UNDERSTAND WOMEN...... I would be an unstoppable force, for we all know women really run the show, and if i can completely understand them *maniacal laughter*:laugh: :devil: :laugh:


:bigsmile:

You're just not trying hard enough.

i should have qualified that statement with understand all women, thee are some i understand just fine, but the majority.....:noway: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

banks1850

*drumroll* the ability to.........UNDERSTAND WOMEN...... I would be an unstoppable force, for we all know women really run the show, and if i can completely understand them *maniacal laughter*:laugh: :devil: :laugh:


:bigsmile:

She said superpower, not miracle man!

lina1131

I would want the power to b!tch slap anyone without having to be there right physically and without them having to know it was me.

Piss me off on the phone b!tch slap*

Is the husband's ex calling to complain about something having to do with their son b!tch slap x 10*

The possibilties are endless, really.

Shannon023

I would want the power to b!tch slap anyone without having to be there right physically and without them having to know it was me.

Piss me off on the phone b!tch slap*

Is the husband's ex calling to complain about something having to do with their son b!tch slap x 10*

The possibilties are endless, really.

:laugh: :laugh:

I'm imagining a line of people in Subway getting invisibly-slapped until they jump out of line. :laugh:

BEFORE

Ok, banks is officially now O-MAN! lol I'm gonna have fun with this one...hey o-man, I need a backrub :devil: lol

Sounds like multiples.