A Funny For the Day--Women must read :)

mandynorton · May 2011

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went
to
sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick.
The
replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these
and
what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in
jeans.
And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains
to
match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
original! I
realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts .

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
fixing
my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and
fro
with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my
body
was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
neck,
I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic'
surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me!
The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was
it
lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX.

This is happening to women everywhere, every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in
bed
and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see
that
they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them
hidden
in my waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day -
with
a joy filled heart. Always remember to laugh!! Helps the heart AND the
wrinkles!!

p.p.s. Those same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How
do
they do it???