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Shannon023
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WOOT WOOT!!!! Happy Friday, ya crazy peeps!!! :drinker: :drinker:
DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.
3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my *kitten* on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your **** up when you're not home.
12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.
14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!
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WOOT WOOT!!!! Happy Friday, ya crazy peeps!!! :drinker: :drinker:
DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.
3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my *kitten* on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your **** up when you're not home.
12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.
14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!0 -
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:frown: i dont like fridays. its when my work week begins and ends on monday:frown:0
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but... but
Oliver LIKES balancing treats on his nose!
edit: I dunno if my pics are working properly or not (red x here), the image is at
http://www.lookatusgo.net/gallery/content/Oliver/Just Oliver/look_what_i_can_do2.jpg0 -
but... but
Oliver LIKES balancing treats on his nose!
Of course he does.0 -
:laugh: :laugh: Happy Friday :bigsmile: :drinker:0
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2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my husband does that ALL the time :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
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Absolutely perfect!!!0 -
Here ya go, fellas! :laugh: :noway:
http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/?action=view¤t=UnevenBeauty.flv0 -
Shannon you made be laugh today:laugh: Thank You0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Shannon you made be laugh today:laugh: Thank You
You're welcome & welcome! :flowerforyou:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love that one!0
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2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my husband does that ALL the time :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I do that to my hubby all the time.:embarassed:
{snicker, snort}
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Here ya go, fellas! :laugh: :noway:
http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/?action=view¤t=UnevenBeauty.flv
:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That was great! Loved the one transition from high bar to low bar!0 -
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my husband does that ALL the time :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I do that to my hubby all the time.:embarassed:
{snicker, snort}
We don't have a dog so my hubby blames it on the girls! :sick: :ohwell:0 -
Here ya go, fellas! :laugh: :noway:
http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/?action=view¤t=UnevenBeauty.flv
:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That was great! Loved the one transition from high bar to low bar!
I'm envisioning the guys here in the fetal position under their desks when that scene comes on. :laugh:0 -
Here ya go, fellas! :laugh: :noway:
http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/uleryrns/animated/?action=view¤t=UnevenBeauty.flv
:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That was great! Loved the one transition from high bar to low bar!
I'm envisioning the guys here in the fetal position under their desks when that scene comes on. :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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