Jokes

hgam1

I thought I'll post this to put a smile on our faces....if you've heard it before, I apologise and if not, enjoy. Also see if you have one of yours to top it.

DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are
you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first
met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back
then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
sensitive.

'Yes, I do'
she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for
20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

'I WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED TODAY.'

hgam1

I thought I'll post this to put a smile on our faces....if you've heard it before, I apologise and if not, enjoy. Also see if you have one of yours to top it.

DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are
you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first
met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back
then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
sensitive.

'Yes, I do'
she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for
20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

'I WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED TODAY.'

time2wrk

I am going to send that one to my husband, he'll get a kick out of it! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

JessicaT2007

I sent it to my hubby too! That was funny!

hgam1

Couldn't resist sharing this one.....

WIFE VS.. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'