Retro NSV's

BenKnowsFitness

Here are some random retro NSVs from when I got in shape previously. I’ve since plumped up and have to work myself back down. It’ll be interesting to see what new NSVs I get on my way to being fit again.

MFP Member:
Doc, I lost 70 pounds in 2 months.
Doctor:
Here is a scrip for a brain scan

MFP Neighbor from far away:
Hey John, I have a question for you.
MFP Member:
Turns and says, “My teenage son is John, I’m Ben”
MFP Neighbor who is now closer:
Oh,,,Sorry,,,thought you were John.

Doctor :
Mr. Fallen, I concerned that your heart rate was in the 20’s during the sleep study
MFP Member:
Sounds right, it stays in the 30’s during the day.

Cashier:
Mr Fallen, then man on the DL photo has a much larger face, oh, wait, is that you, oohhh, What happened to your face?

Co-Worker:
I hate to get personal but, do you have cancer?

Gym Staffer:
Yep, you’re at 12% body fat, well, that’s down from 45%. Hmm, alright right then, have a nice day.
MFP Members inner thoughts:
What, WTF, OMG, what a jerk. How about some applause? Oh well, I guess not everyone will celebrate my achievements with me.

Random Lady in a waiting area:
…you look fit, not like most men.

Boss:
It looks like your pants are going to fall off. Why did you buy them so big?

Wife regarding gift ideas:
My mom said she is going to buy you some jeans for Christmas, should I tell her 30” or 28” inch waist.

Lissaannco

I'm sure you will have many, many more NSV's to report soon!!

Lissaannco