OT - Funny Female pick-up line comebacks

mholmes

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.




Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.







Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.







Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.







Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.








Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.







Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.







Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.









Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?





Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.












Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

mholmes

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.




Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.







Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.







Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.







Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.








Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.







Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.







Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.









Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?





Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.












Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Shannon023

HA!!! :laugh:

If I ever have a guy come on to me, I'm gonna use on of those! :bigsmile:

Emdicio

Those are great, especially the last one! :laugh:

BEFORE

HA!!! :laugh:

If I ever have a guy come on to me, I'm gonna use on of those! :bigsmile:

No you wouldn't.

nightangelstars

I would totally use those and the guy would probably blink, laugh and go 'hey you're funny' and keep trying. :grumble: You really just need an extra large flyswatter. Works every time.

kleimola

:laugh:

pinktoque

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Shannon023

HA!!! :laugh:

If I ever have a guy come on to me, I'm gonna use on of those! :bigsmile:

No you wouldn't.

I would if he offered to buy me a lemonade.

Shannon023

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Written on countless men's room walls. {{snicker}}


Luv yewwwwww, Megan! :flowerforyou:

Ezzie

Dang....kinda makes me wish I were single!!:noway: :noway:
Ezzie

:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Thanks for a good chuckle!

mholmes

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Written on countless men's room walls. {{snicker}}


Luv yewwwwww, Megan! :flowerforyou:

Aaahhhh.... You wouldn't know about those walls unless you were violating that restraining order now would you? :smokin:

Shannon023

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Written on countless men's room walls. {{snicker}}


Luv yewwwwww, Megan! :flowerforyou:

Aaahhhh.... You wouldn't know about those walls unless you were violating that restraining order now would you? :smokin:

That judge was bribed, I tell you!

BEFORE

HA!!! :laugh:

If I ever have a guy come on to me, I'm gonna use on of those! :bigsmile:

No you wouldn't.

I would if he offered to buy me a lemonade.

You would just open your purse pull out your flask and pour Vodka into the lemonade.

Shannon023

HA!!! :laugh:

If I ever have a guy come on to me, I'm gonna use on of those! :bigsmile:

No you wouldn't.

I would if he offered to buy me a lemonade.

You would just open your purse pull out your flask and pour Vodka into the lemonade.

Of course, but I shouldn't have to supply my own hooch! I've got standards, dontcha know.

BEFORE

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Written on countless men's room walls. {{snicker}}


Luv yewwwwww, Megan! :flowerforyou:

What are you doing in the mens room?

Shannon023

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Written on countless men's room walls. {{snicker}}


Luv yewwwwww, Megan! :flowerforyou:

What are you doing in the mens room?

Have to, until the surgery is complete. :blushing:

mholmes

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Written on countless men's room walls. {{snicker}}


Luv yewwwwww, Megan! :flowerforyou:

What are you doing in the mens room?

Have to, until the surgery is complete. :blushing:

OH! I get it now when you said you would use one of the comebacks....now I know which one!! :laugh: :laugh:

BEFORE

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Written on countless men's room walls. {{snicker}}


Luv yewwwwww, Megan! :flowerforyou:

What are you doing in the mens room?

Have to, until the surgery is complete. :blushing:

Well......thats all I got.

jamerz3294

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Written on countless men's room walls. {{snicker}}


Luv yewwwwww, Megan! :flowerforyou:

What are you doing in the mens room?

Have to, until the surgery is complete. :blushing:

Well......thats all I got.

Probably why she turned ya down in the first place! :laugh:

BEFORE

hahahha mholmes just made my day!

:flowerforyou:

Written on countless men's room walls. {{snicker}}


Luv yewwwwww, Megan! :flowerforyou:

What are you doing in the mens room?

Have to, until the surgery is complete. :blushing:

Well......thats all I got.

Probably why she turned ya down in the first place! :laugh:

Left myself open on that one. :grumble: