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MistyMtnMan
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Megan Barnes Driving While Shaving! Fla. Woman Arrested After Crash, Grooming "Bikini Area" Say Cops

CUDJOE KEY, Fla. (CBS/WFOR) Megan Barnes was driving while doing what?!?!

No, the 37-year-old woman wasn't on her cellphone. She wasn't texting, either.

The Florida Highway Patrol says Ms. Barnes was driving while shaving - there's more - driving while shaving her, uh, "bikini area." Well, that's what the cops call it.

It might not surprise you to learn that during Barnes' ride on the razor's edge, she allegedly crashed into the backup of a pickup truck in Cudjoe Key, Fla, according to CBS affiliate WFOR. Then, she and her ex-husband reportedly drove another half-mile before being pulled over last Tuesday morning.

We're told the ex-husband was actually doing the steering -- from the passenger seat, of course.

Patrol officers say they determined that in addition to this bit of "landscaping" behind the wheel, Barnes was already driving with a suspended license, just one day after she was convicted of driving under the influence.

Now, for her apparent adventure with blade in hand, throw in charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, and driving without insurance. The good news, nobody was seriously hurt.

Trooper Gary Dunick, describing what Ms. Barnes was thinking, explained, "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit."

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  • snowflakelaia
    snowflakelaia Posts: 214
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    LOL
  • Purple_Orchid_87
    Purple_Orchid_87 Posts: 517 Member
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    and thats why i tolerate the pain of waxing - less dangerous!
  • skinnyjeans13
    skinnyjeans13 Posts: 179
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    LOL, I love people.
  • carl1738
    carl1738 Posts: 444 Member
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    Now that's too funny!
  • redhead91
    redhead91 Posts: 251
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    My husband is military and while driving onto base I've often spotted a guy or two shaving their faces while driving. This is insane though!! Lol
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
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    Too bizarre to be fake haha. People amaze me.
  • thumper44
    thumper44 Posts: 1,464 Member
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    I know you wouldn't have done a search for this.
    But i'm not sure if we multiple threads on the same person.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/234326-hopefully-this-lady-isn-t-on-mfp-read-for-a-good-laugh
  • macnatty24
    macnatty24 Posts: 8
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    I have seen people eat and drive, put on makeup and drive, read and drive, watch tv and drive, text and drive, etc. Even shave their face with an electric razor. But never, ever, this extreme. Apparently there is no limit as to what people think they can do while driving. Fascinating!
  • kristiek7
    kristiek7 Posts: 198
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    Have you seen the commercial that's out recently for a certain brand of razors for women (can't recall the name)....ha anyway.....this chick is walking around outside and everytime she passes a bush, it shrinks...LOL..... I laugh every time I see it....
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
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    Have you seen the commercial that's out recently for a certain brand of razors for women (can't recall the name)....ha anyway.....this chick is walking around outside and everytime she passes a bush, it shrinks...LOL..... I laugh every time I see it....
    HAHA I HAVE seen that. Not very subtle of a commercial but clever.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Next on 60 Minutes...brazillian waxing: safe while driving?
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    Ha, she probably got some good razor burn when she crashed!
  • whiskey9890
    whiskey9890 Posts: 652 Member
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    very kind of her ex husband to assist her with this whilst going to meet her boyfriend lol
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
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    She was undoubtedly late for the next "date" on her schedule that her "ex-husband" had set up for her.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    She was undoubtedly late for the next "date" on her schedule that her "ex-husband" had set up for her.
    Misery loves company?
  • cnance
    cnance Posts: 92 Member
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    very kind of her ex husband to assist her with this whilst going to meet her boyfriend lol
    That was the second most shocking part of the story, I agree.
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
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    She was undoubtedly late for the next "date" on her schedule that her "ex-husband" had set up for her.
    Misery loves company?

    I'm thinking crack *kitten* and pimp.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    She was undoubtedly late for the next "date" on her schedule that her "ex-husband" had set up for her.
    Misery loves company?

    I'm thinking crack *kitten* and pimp.
    ex husband...if she was cheating, why not get a cut? LOL

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